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ELECTION WATCH 2016
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Looks like Clinton still got the popular vote, at least Trump lacks legitimacy.
[quote name="Mischief Maker"]Then in 2020 the Democratic favorite will be Judas Iscariot but a populist outsider Jesus Christ will run against him. The DNC will collude with the media to hide and discredit Jesus, calling Nazareth a "weird and white" city while asking in the debates, "can you name any action by Judas that was definitely influenced by the 30 pieces of silver speaking fees Judas receives from wall street?" Judas will smear Jesus by saying, "You once said 'you came to bring a sword,' clearly you're a reliable vote for the swordsmith lobby!" Jesus will lose in a narrow victory to Judas, then forgive him. Judas will pick Pontius Pilate as his VP and expect Jesus' flock to still rally to his banner. Jesus will campaign on Judas' behalf and routinely draw larger crowds than any of Judas' events. In the end Trump will win by a landslide and get his full legitimacy while the Pharisees put all the blame on Jesus.[/quote]