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	[quote name="Mysterio Lollerson"][quote name="Injustice"]I mean literally[/quote] Literally! [quote]you went out and found a different article to whine about when you couldn't find fault with the one you posted in the first place.[/quote] I found an additional one when everyone had agreed that your opinion about the first one was laughable. [quote]Is this one by Caelyn S? Is that how her dried-up piece fits into your idiot's puzzle?[/quote] I think it was written by Tom Chick's sister. [quote]Worm believes the developer of Rimworld is worse than Hitler, because he made a pretend universe where gay men are gay from birth until death, while gay women can always be persuaded to change. Which doesn't even sound wrong, when you think about it: of course gay men will never be able to get it up for pussy, but gay women just have to lie back and think of Home Depot, so they can still enjoy the children and non-sexual intimacy that come with a healthy male-female relationship.[/quote] I'm being lectured on intimacy by a guy whose primary interactions with females from 15-30 was the occasional female pizza delivery driver and Mom. [quote]There's no reason why that should offend anyone's delicate sensibilities as much as a .50 AE Desert Eagle chambering .50 BMG rounds (I'm wincing just thinking about that poor breech).[/quote] You keep going back to trying to score points off the immaturity of first person shooters, you should keep doing that, that plays really well here on a video game site. [quote]Worm's Hitler, on the other hand[/quote] This was a bit tedious to return to. [quote]accepted that lesbians could end up riding the no-man train for the rest of their lives, and made sure his trains got them where they were going (spoiler for Brenda Romero's mindblowing boxcar game: the final space on the board) <i>on-time</i>. Which made him a pretty enlightened guy, by worm standards.[/quote] You get that in RimWorld it's a model for a large group of people, no, ha, of course not, why am I wasting my time talking about the actual game. [quote]And if likening the developer of Rimworld to worm's Hitler was what the original article was all about, it wouldn't be any better than anything else ever posted on RPS. But it wasn't. The author went to what idiots have characterized as excessive length to explain how one entire subsystem functioned, and how each component of that subsystem contributed (or not) to her enjoyment of the game. That's solid games complaining.[/quote] I think the problem with a lot of this is that simpletons that can't code looked at the comments she added and thought, wow! It really says that! What an asshole! Your amazing article, which I'm sure will get nominated for a Webbie or whatever you cretins clap to with what an amazing, original piece of investigative journalism it was. [quote]In fact, I'm thinking about writing an article on how all the butts in DOAXBV2 are too small, and they're making it hard for little big-booty girls to have self confidence and me to... they're not making me hard at all. The only stumbling block is I don't know how to extract the player models from the Xbox DVD and remove the bathing suits so I can take accurate measurements, and if I ever learned how to do that I'd probably forget all about the article for at least twenty minutes. You heard me, ladies, <i>twenty.</i> I'm practically the Sting of guys who own Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball 2! And I'm sticking up for an article written by one of you (probably? names can be misleading these days) on the most important purple gaming website in the world. I should be knee-deep in pussy right now.[/quote] Haha, yeah! Got us good man, good stuff. It stings, but it definitely makes us think. Good material, I'm not sure why you're still stuck here. You seem to be going on and on about how much we all hate women, but really it's just you that were collectively treating like a bitch.[/quote]