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[quote name="Rafiki"]From what I understand, Iran will be allowed to export oil in the first time since forever and make enough money to buy nice suits and dual uzis and slow-motion dive through the air / explode in a John Woo jihad. As part of the agreement to be allowed to export oil, they'll decommission some uranium enrichment facilities and promise to only use the others for non-nuclear bomb making material, which some people are up in [nuclear?!?!] arms about because they think Iran will go LOL J/K and rain jihad down upon Israel. Also: everyone. I have no idea about the disposition of the Ayatollah, re: killing all the jews, so I have no idea if this deal is good or bad or whatever. Also: jihad.[/quote]