Forum Overview :: Deleted Posts :: Joe Yance isn't going to change breakfast for anyone.

[quote name="Ray of Light"]<font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: I was playing a game then too: it was "ever see somebody take someting away from Joe Yance"? <font color=pink>INC</font>: uh oh <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: Brilliant. He's messianic. <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=pink>INC</font>: haha stealing his bike piece by peice <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: I don't know about LA but Canadian vigilantes are in short supply <font color=pink>INC</font>: I love his obsession with brand names and proper descriptors <font color=pink>INC</font>: "I wear Oxford shirts" <font color=pink>INC</font>: "I wear a Cubs hat" <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: "(by Starter)" <font color=pink>INC</font>: "I carry an ASP" <font color=pink>INC</font>: instead of "stick" <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: "I take Voxxil by Pfizer" <font color=pink>INC</font>: haha, carrying a carton of cigarettes while staring at addicts <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: every day, I carry things in front of addicts that I don't plan to give them. <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: it's not a show of dominance or anything for me though, I just need to get the thing to somewhere and there are addicts on the way <font color=pink>INC</font>: I'm unaware of the irony of calling other people addicts while I carry a carton of cigarettes <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: that, and "I'm not sweating the small stuff but instead abandoning my life to become a rogue agent of justice" <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=pink>INC</font>: I'm going to walk around all night looking for my brake system <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: and then I'll... SMASH IT <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: no wait <font color=pink>INC</font>: (or one by the same manufacturer) <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: it's hard to describe the feelings that Joe Yance blog entries evoke in me. "I can't believe he's so crazy" sounds like a cliche, but I can't believe he's so crazy. I can't look, and I can't look away. <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=pink>INC</font>: I like that he's so proud of being crazy <font color=pink>INC</font>: "This will show how cool I am." <font color=pink>INC</font>: throwing bricks through windows, verbally assaulting his boss, etc. <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: Like he's living the life everyone wishes they had. But they're too afraid. <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=pink>INC</font>: yeah, he's going to stand up to the bike brake rotor thieves of the world <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: By spraying pepper spray on his stick, then hitting them in the mucous membranes <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=pink>INC</font>: then back to the Dance Cave for revelry <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: And -- who knows? -- maybe a brick to the head for one lucky person <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=pink>INC</font>: he's endlessly obsessed with naming and categorizing things, then explaining why these things are categorized this way <font color=pink>INC</font>: his big story about calling a girl "virtuous" or something like that <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: his prof, yeah <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=pink>INC</font>: then explaining why he's applying that weird adjective to her <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: A long story about why free breakfast that ends at 10AM is good. <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: * It gets me up early <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: * It makes it easy to fall asleep <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: * Stops me from snacking <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: next slide, please <font color=pink>INC</font>: "Here's a picture of it" <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=gray>.</font> <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: "The others look to me as their breakfast-time ringleader. I provide guidance to them on issues of nutrition and help them maneuver through any legal disputes that may arise." <font color=pink>INC</font>: "Others have told me I have a really good concept of breakfast. I guess this is because I eat it every day. Maybe I'm different, but that's how I've always done it." <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: "The perverse thing is, I like eating breakfast. I like eating in front of people while they sit there with their jaws agape and wondering, who is this guy???" <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: "Let them wonder. I'll eat." <font color=pink>INC</font>: "Joe Yance isn't going to change breakfast for anyone."[/quote]