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[quote name="Creexul :("][quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"][quote]"Stop making fun of those die-hard Star Wars freaks waiting outside of Hollywood's Grauman's Chinese Theatre for the May 19 premiere of Revenge of the Sith. Even if it turns out they've lined up outside of the wrong theater (Twentieth Century Fox has the movie booked at the nearby ArcLight, not the Chinese, where the original Star Wars premiered in 1977), their cause is a noble one. In an age when classic movie culture is dying - MGM fades away, movie palaces get squeezed out by multiplexes, etc. - anyone mourning its passing should be heartened to see a band of rebels agitating for a bona fide movie experience. Obi-Wan has taught them well. - <i>Gregory Kirschling, Entertainment Weekly</i>"[/quote] "Their cause is a noble one." Jesus Fuck. Also, it doesn't even make sense -- people started lining up for movies in rememberance of "movie culture," what the fuck is this? This harkens back to the old days! I remember my old man told me he broke his nose dealing with some toughs while waiting for the release of "Shane." What a bunch of horseshit.[/quote] EW's writers attempt to scream through the blood and chunks of viscera filling their lungs as machine gun bullets tear their bodies completely in half, flinging them over their cubicle walls. AND CLAY AIKEN IS ON THE COVER (WE'RE "AIKEN" FOR CLAY!)[/quote]