Forum Overview :: Gamergate :: This is funny to you?

[quote name="Souffle of Pain"][quote name="WITTGENSTEIN"]I mean come on, look at the bullet points at the bottom. [quote] Multiple twisted, sadistic shooting spree locations including a hospital, a helpless baby and puppy storage facility, and ice world. A button dedicated to yelling "No one understands me!" Our unique combo meter. When you get your first kill, the word FUCK appears in the center of your display. With every additional innocent that you massacre, the word grows slightly larger. Keep the combo going until it fills the screen! The game's constantly looping theme song, our audio guy smacking a pile of ground beef with a VHS copy of Cannibal Holocaust. There are no colorful health packs. Get real! Instead, you recover health by finding moldy boxes of bandages wrapped in barbed wire. You know how people begged for their lives before they were executed in our trailer? Well in the full game that Pleading System extends to all in-game objects. Your nightmares will be haunted by the pathetic whimpering of a plate glass window that told you it had a wife and children before you shattered it into a thousand pieces. At the conclusion of the game, the main character puts a shotgun in his mouth and begs for his life before pulling the trigger eighteen times.[/quote][/quote] Let me get this straight. In a thread about how terrible the shitheads at Something Awful are, you decided to chime in with how "never not funny" some <i>other</i> SA writer is. And to support your argument, you list off a bunch of punch-down shit from SA that is no different than any of their other teenage angst garbaeg. What do you expect is going to happen? We're going to go, "Lowtax's not so bad i guess."? Can you stop fucking posting? [/quote]