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	[quote name="Zseni"][quote name="Bill Dungsroman"][quote name="Zseni"]Your "troll" post: generated some serious discussion about how your memory is faulty and your credentials as an admin were questionable. Also about whether or not you were trolling.[/quote]My memory isn't faulty, and only you questioned my "credentials" as admin (besides INC, but since he posts in blind support of you with every post you make, because he's a boresome faggot, he doesn't count). Credentials, I again add, that I have had for going on nearly a year now, that you are only now clamoring for the revokation of because you finally found out about them. Not because there has ever been any evidence to base your claims on, beyond the fact that I annoy you and you me.[/quote] You're totally insane, for starters. I mean starkers. INC is right (in more than just the fact that he agrees with me): you're an angry, angry man, so angry that you haven't been having any fun here for oh I'd say about a year now. Your memory IS faulty. Your troll post brought up two examples of this: 1. Fussbett's FUCK YOU post. Never happened, and what's worse is that it is <i>completely unlikely</i> to boot. Fussbett has the coolest jets here, chief, and has had them for a considerable time. He doesn't even post unless he's got forms countersigned in triplicate from his post excellence engineers. 2. Zseni's PURPLE JUNTA RAGE. Remember what that was about? No, it wasn't a tantrum! It was Zseni saying she would like articles and article editing to be in the forums, and if they weren't in the forums she wouldn't like to be a part of them. Zseni was writing herself out of the Purple Junta, and you were most vocal about it! [quote][quote name="Zseni"]My typical everyday post: beats away Ray,[/quote]Oh God, are you really claiming yourself FORUM WINNAR 4-EVA because Ray has gone back to lurking? You both yammered each other into the ground. You post more about different things, and thus you are the winner. Oh, there's Ray, BTW. Did anyone inform him that you soundly trounced him awhile back? I'm not sure he knows, which is always a sure sign of abject defeat. Hate to break it to you, but nobody around here is golf-clapping your performance in the titanic Ray vs. Zseni bout for your fourth round KO. [/quote] But but but but in your last explosive shitheap, the "troll" post, you expressly claimed you MISSED watching me YAMMER PEOPLE INTO THE GROUND. What, in your hazy halcyon fever-dreams of Caltrops yore, did you think that looked like, exactly? Someone getting totally humiliated by their own stupidity, with me as commentator? <i>You're looking at that one right now.</i> [quote][quote name="Zseni"]starts new dimension of forum communication,[/quote]Wikipedia? You did not invent it (obviously), and we're not using it.[/quote] Well no, <i>you</i> aren't using it, because it's out of your personal control. [quote][quote name="Zseni"]stimulates variety of me too posts on the subject of alcohol consumption.[/quote]Even Binro knew when he was being mocked.[/quote] You mean those people are making fun of me? BTW I cannot believe you're so anal-retentive that you typed in the name="Zseni" for each and every quoted section. Tell me you cut and pasted, at least. [quote][quote name="Zseni"]Your "I'm bored" post: generates disgust, apathy.[/quote]I notice the Half Life 2 mod review went right up after it. Sure, that had nothing to do with me, likewise nothing has anything to do with you either.[/quote] I can't argue with logic like that! [quote][quote name="Zseni"]My "I'm bored" post: stimulates apologetics and sharing of social wisdom.[/quote]I <a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=1161">see</a> Creexul telling you to fuck off, me telling you to fuck off, ES telling you to shut up, and Ray, me, FABIO, lp, and MM making fun of you and pointing out the futility of it. But, okay![/quote] Seconds ago you were protesting my libel against the faultless working of your memory, and here you are squandering your most priceless virtue: your reputation for honest self-examination. BDR, really, I'm not worth it. [quote][quote name="Zseni"]Your longwindedness: an obvious guise for your lack of content. Appreciated by bottomfeeding admin suckups and nobody else.[/quote]Make some sense, you dim twat. You're tossing any ol' shit you thunk up at me, and it's pretty limp. "Admin suckups." PLACATE ME OR I WILL BAN YOU! Yeah, <I>that's</I> the subtext. You've currently mentioned my admin status about 20 more times than myself and anyone else here has. The problem, as always, is solely yours.[/quote] You know, I was a pioneer in the not-putting-Caltrops-into-the-hands-of-lunatics movement, and I got a lot of shit for it then. I don't expect that shit to stop coming down the line for it now that Lead Psycho Apologist is frothing at the best regulars and proclaiming everywhere that Caltrops is his site. A user admin! His site! [quote][quote name="Zseni"]My longwindedness: required by the depth and complexity of my thoughts. Admired by the fearless few who don't instantly go to pieces when confronted with people who disagree with them.[/quote]Depth and complexity example #1: <I>The Weaponsmith informs me that drunk does not mean stupid but I do feel a bit...slower. Do some of you guys feel like this all the time?</I> Wow, simply <STRIKE>yawn</STRIKE>awe-inspiring, that. Deep Thinker Does Shots. Lick salt first, or suck lime wedge? Truly, these are conflicts of the ages, handled best by the supremest of learned <I>literati</I>.[/quote] So often genius is mistaken for pretentious pablum by those who have not the wit nor education to understand it. But do you elect to learn, or to scoff loudly with your braying donkey "friends" at the brave soldier of truth who speaks a language that you cannot yet comprehend? One may speak all the wisdom of the ages to a dog, but the dog only recognizes the sound of its name. I think this is why you jump all over me for mentioning your name, and have nothing at all to say about the priceless pearls of knowledge I scatter hither and yon across this forum. [quote][quote name="Zseni"]Your self-disclosure: extensive, unnecessary, depressing.[/quote]My articles rode the TOP of google for months, cuntbag. Furthermore, my self-censure has been going on nearly a full year (just like my Admin status!). Keep sniffing up old leads, Deputy Dawg.[/quote] What does "TOP of google" even mean, you crazy crazy person? Self-censure what? Your personal ongoing life trauma is an open book thanks to your demonstrable inability to keep your minute-to-minute emotional status out of your posts. [quote][quote name="Zseni"]My self-disclosure: entertaining, train-wrecky, inspiring.[/quote]So was Binro's. You're in quite the distinguished league. Also: utterly non-inspiring. We've been drinking for decades, Sunshine, long before you dipped your tentative tootsies in the vice.[/quote] Yes, you certainly have, along with a Hunter S. Thompson-style laundry list of hard and heavy recreational (and vocational!) drugs. On the count of me not being half the scary drug-abusing felon you are, I find me: guilty as charged. [quote][quote name="Zseni"]Your analytical abilities: routinely taking other posters to be me and my posts about other posters to be about you. Used most often to cover up your fears and insecurities, including the number of ways you are afraid you don't measure up to me. Frequently misrepresents past events to cast them in light more favorable to your paranoia.[/quote]Whoops, I thought you were talking about me.[/quote] Ladies and gentlemen, he's writing this stuff, not me. I didn't even change a letter of that one. Let me spell this out for him, for there is none so blind as he who will not see: you see, BDR? You think I'm talking about you even when I'm talking about someone completely different, and then - when I actually AM talking about you, you think I'm talking about someone else! Because you're stone cold nuts! [quote][quote name="Zseni"]My analytical abilities: lengthy track record of SB-outing, ATOR-discerning, and personal insight leading to enlightenment, strength, and willingness to give and take.[/quote]That will all look good on your resume, or something. What the fuck are you babbling about? As if suddenly, all the house lights dim, save one lone spotlight on our heroine, as she belts out a marvelous ditty that has all the fans in tears and cheering. Or, crickets. Certainly, claim that you never Ator, oh except the one time SB checked IPs and <I>caught</I> you, never any other time, because that's motherfucking plausible, hoping against hope I'll check them out of paranoid rage and then you can catch me catching you or whatever, because you're so unbelievably sly and two steps ahead of us all. And then, of course, that will be the only <I>other</I> time you've Atored.[/quote] You totally believed "SB" when "he" "told you" that I had posted several anonymous criticisms of you. Criticisms, you later whined, that "hurt", criticisms you "knew" had to come from "me." Only they didn't, and you are particularly bad at picking out my ATORs - happily replying to Hobo, for example, when Hobo posts apologetic praise to you using my nick, and happily indicting totally unrelated ATORs as being my work. Of course most of that stuff is gone now, along with the rest of Old Caltrops. Likewise I'm not trying to trick you into doing anything here. You're just paranoid. Clinically? Dunno, but you have to be getting close to it by now. [quote][quote name="Zseni"]Your capacity for drink: poor. It's obvious when you've been drinking, and you do an awful lot of drinking.[/quote]Tell me the last time I did, then. You have no idea what you're talking about. First hunting, now fishing. How Butch.[/quote] Well, I was being a bit flip since we all know your drug of choice is cocaine. But short of that I would say you're drunk...<i>a lot</i>! Because you're irrationally angry and no longer able to tell when people are joking or not; because you have problems handling your Caltrops; because you're replying in horrible earnestness to a post that was 90% obvious mockery to 10% well-worn truth. Who knows what your other substance abuse problems are? I think I saw an episode of Law And Order like this, but I'm pretty sure that within five years you are engaging in illegal organ transactions with international crime lords in order to score your fixes. [quote][quote name="Zseni"]My capacity for drink: vast,[/quote] [quote name="Zseni"]It has just taken 12 shots of slivovica to accomplish this. I'm proud that I do have a limit. [/quote]Ooh, a regular Dean Martin, we have here. PLUM BRANDY. What a Bubblegummer. Come back when you can drink something with balls on it.[/quote] Hey I'm not stupid, I watched Poltergeist 2. You no doubt can down 12 shots of anything without even thinking about it, on one count because you drink early and often and that's just to get you to your three martini lunch, and on the other count because you're going to offset it straight away with an ephedrine/cocaine cocktail. But 12 shots, later going up to 18 and change, in a two hour period - that's not too bad for a young lady who isn't addicted to anything at all! [quote][quote name="Zseni"]It's pretty obvious that not only would I make the better president, I would also make the better admin![/quote]Chances of becoming either: zip.[/quote] You can't even remember stuff that happened yesterday, can you? What am I talking about, you probably can't even remember stuff you posted five minutes ago. [quote][quote name="Zseni"] I can <i>hear</i> your finger itching to slam down on the BAN ZSENI button. Give in, <STRIKE>SB</STRIKE>BDR. Give in to your base cowardice, your petty tyranny. GIVE IN! Free YOUR beknighted site of the curse of Zseni, who dares to...make posts to Caltrops! Let your usually impotent rage be your guide, and turn to the dark side of administration! Alternately you could quit obsessing over whether I'm talking about you or not. You're indirectly giving people exactly the impression you don't want them to have: that there's something important about my opinion.[/quote]Yes Zseni, responding to you validates you. Just as it did Binro, mm? Additionally, you have to actually make me mad before I could conceivably act out of rage. You just bore me, with the occasional annoyance. BAN ZSENI button: unpressed since '03. Since the time, you know, you spammed caltrops because you're a crumbling wimp who is without question (thanks to helpful evidence) the <I>worst</I> at handling criticism.[/quote] Your responses don't validate anything but the level and intensity of your "annoyance": high, and tight. Indirectly you are giving the signal that my criticism is something you take more personally than you take the average poster's, therefore there's something special about either it or me. I'm sorry, dummy, but there is no magic post vortex that sucks up your motivation for responding and replaces it with "totally chill conversation for fun." I don't think you're bored with me. You're reading most of - if not all - my posts and you respond to some of them at considerable length. You keep bringing up Binro like it's a meaningful comparison, but Binro was and is a genuinely sick individual who had and has a compulsion to post in a place that would punish him for doing so. At the present moment <i>you</i> are much closer to that line than I am: admitting hurt, and "annoyance", and anger, and continuing to return to the source(s) of those negative emotions. I wanted Caltrops out of SB's hands because he was generally unreliable and prone to misusing his administrative powers. I want Caltrops out of your hands because you can't take it here anymore, and I think it's only a matter of time before you crack and do yourself some permanent damage. You will no doubt respond, either here or to yourself, with a mass of excuses and protestations that you were just trolling or kidding or it's a big joke or I'm pulling some kind of savior act. But I don't mind pushing you over the edge just to watch you fall, for starters, and after that you should consider why you're so immensely defensive. Maybe you don't want to admit that reason to me or to anyone else on here, but if you can't admit it to yourself then you have a serious problem and you need to, at the very least, take a good long break from this site and get your head screwed on straight again. I don't need to lecture you on obsessive-compulsive behavior, BDR. You know the symptoms and signs, but you might not realize that you're presenting them. You are.[/quote]