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	[quote name="Bill Dungsroman"][quote name="Zseni"]Your "troll" post: generated some serious discussion about how your memory is faulty and your credentials as an admin were questionable. Also about whether or not you were trolling.[/quote]My memory isn't faulty, and only you questioned my "credentials" as admin (besides INC, but since he posts in blind support of you with every post you make, because he's a boresome faggot, he doesn't count). Credentials, I again add, that I have had for going on nearly a year now, that you are only now clamoring for the revokation of because you finally found out about them. Not because there has ever been any evidence to base your claims on, beyond the fact that I annoy you and you me. [quote name="Zseni"]My typical everyday post: beats away Ray,[/quote]Oh God, are you really claiming yourself FORUM WINNAR 4-EVA because Ray has gone back to lurking? You both yammered each other into the ground. You post more about different things, and thus you are the winner. Oh, there's Ray, BTW. Did anyone inform him that you soundly trounced him awhile back? I'm not sure he knows, which is always a sure sign of abject defeat. Hate to break it to you, but nobody around here is golf-clapping your performance in the titanic Ray vs. Zseni bout for your fourth round KO. [quote name="Zseni"]starts new dimension of forum communication,[/quote]Wikipedia? You did not invent it (obviously), and we're not using it. [quote name="Zseni"]stimulates variety of me too posts on the subject of alcohol consumption.[/quote]Even Binro knew when he was being mocked. [quote name="Zseni"]Your "I'm bored" post: generates disgust, apathy.[/quote]I notice the Half Life 2 mod review went right up after it. Sure, that had nothing to do with me, likewise nothing has anything to do with you either. [quote name="Zseni"]My "I'm bored" post: stimulates apologetics and sharing of social wisdom.[/quote]I <a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=1161">see</a> Creexul telling you to fuck off, me telling you to fuck off, ES telling you to shut up, and Ray, me, FABIO, lp, and MM making fun of you and pointing out the futility of it. But, okay! [quote name="Zseni"]Your longwindedness: an obvious guise for your lack of content. Appreciated by bottomfeeding admin suckups and nobody else.[/quote]Make some sense, you dim twat. You're tossing any ol' shit you thunk up at me, and it's pretty limp. "Admin suckups." PLACATE ME OR I WILL BAN YOU! Yeah, <I>that's</I> the subtext. You've currently mentioned my admin status about 20 more times than myself and anyone else here has. The problem, as always, is solely yours. [quote name="Zseni"]My longwindedness: required by the depth and complexity of my thoughts. Admired by the fearless few who don't instantly go to pieces when confronted with people who disagree with them.[/quote]Depth and complexity example #1: <I>The Weaponsmith informs me that drunk does not mean stupid but I do feel a bit...slower. Do some of you guys feel like this all the time?</I> Wow, simply <STRIKE>yawn</STRIKE>awe-inspiring, that. Deep Thinker Does Shots. Lick salt first, or suck lime wedge? Truly, these are conflicts of the ages, handled best by the supremest of learned <I>literati</I>. [quote name="Zseni"]Your self-disclosure: extensive, unnecessary, depressing.[/quote]My articles rode the TOP of google for months, cuntbag. Furthermore, my self-censure has been going on nearly a full year (just like my Admin status!). Keep sniffing up old leads, Deputy Dawg. [quote name="Zseni"]My self-disclosure: entertaining, train-wrecky, inspiring.[/quote]So was Binro's. You're in quite the distinguished league. Also: utterly non-inspiring. We've been drinking for decades, Sunshine, long before you dipped your tentative tootsies in the vice. [quote name="Zseni"]Your analytical abilities: routinely taking other posters to be me and my posts about other posters to be about you. Used most often to cover up your fears and insecurities, including the number of ways you are afraid you don't measure up to me. Frequently misrepresents past events to cast them in light more favorable to your paranoia.[/quote]Whoops, I thought you were talking about me. [quote name="Zseni"]My analytical abilities: lengthy track record of SB-outing, ATOR-discerning, and personal insight leading to enlightenment, strength, and willingness to give and take.[/quote]That will all look good on your resume, or something. What the fuck are you babbling about? As if suddenly, all the house lights dim, save one lone spotlight on our heroine, as she belts out a marvelous ditty that has all the fans in tears and cheering. Or, crickets. Certainly, claim that you never Ator, oh except the one time SB checked IPs and <I>caught</I> you, never any other time, because that's motherfucking plausible, hoping against hope I'll check them out of paranoid rage and then you can catch me catching you or whatever, because you're so unbelievably sly and two steps ahead of us all. And then, of course, that will be the only <I>other</I> time you've Atored. [quote name="Zseni"]Your capacity for drink: poor. It's obvious when you've been drinking, and you do an awful lot of drinking.[/quote]Tell me the last time I did, then. You have no idea what you're talking about. First hunting, now fishing. How Butch. [quote name="Zseni"]My capacity for drink: vast,[/quote] [quote name="Zseni"]It has just taken 12 shots of slivovica to accomplish this. I'm proud that I do have a limit. [/quote]Ooh, a regular Dean Martin, we have here. <img src = http://images.send.com/104401_big.jpg></img> PLUM BRANDY. What a Bubblegummer. Come back when you can drink something with balls on it. [quote name="Zseni"]denting my inhibitions only to the point that I... make posts to Caltrops! Without incorrently typing a single word![/quote]Your Gold Star is in the mail, Champ. [quote name="Zseni"]It's pretty obvious that not only would I make the better president, I would also make the better admin![/quote]Chances of becoming either: zip. [quote name="Zseni"] I can <i>hear</i> your finger itching to slam down on the BAN ZSENI button. Give in, <STRIKE>SB</STRIKE>BDR. Give in to your base cowardice, your petty tyranny. GIVE IN! Free YOUR beknighted site of the curse of Zseni, who dares to...make posts to Caltrops! Let your usually impotent rage be your guide, and turn to the dark side of administration! Alternately you could quit obsessing over whether I'm talking about you or not. You're indirectly giving people exactly the impression you don't want them to have: that there's something important about my opinion.[/quote]Yes Zseni, responding to you validates you. Just as it did Binro, mm? Additionally, you have to actually make me mad before I could conceivably act out of rage. You just bore me, with the occasional annoyance. BAN ZSENI button: unpressed since '03. Since the time, you know, you spammed caltrops because you're a crumbling wimp who is without question (thanks to helpful evidence) the <I>worst</I> at handling criticism. [/quote]