Forum Overview :: Rants :: Re: Learn how to open your own chocolate milk you fucking failure

[quote name="Commander Tansin A. Darcos"]Exactly how do I open a bottle when my hand spins across the top and it will not crack? How exaxtly do I open a bottle when it is too tight to open? How exactly am I supposed to open a bottle when it won't open for me, you goddam moron? Make sense some time, stop acting like a fucking cretinous reprobate, and use your head for something other than a hat rack.[/quote]