Forum Overview :: Rants :: You can change your username if you donate to Child's Play.

[quote name="WITTGENSTEIN"][quote] We do not change usernames or delete accounts. Don't ask. Before you pick your username be certain that it is the one you want because it is yours for life. The only time in which name changes are granted is if they are purchased in our annual Solid Saints charity auction and the auction prices are often high. [/quote] I'm not sure who's sleazier at this point about pedantic forum bullshit, SomethingAwful or Penny Arcade. At least now I know why PA saddled up with Goons in EVE Online.[/quote]