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[quote name="Zseni: Warrior-Poet"]Work in them resentments, boys! Uhn. God damn the drama queens did come out wearing all their fucking sequins. Look at the hit list I have concantenated above: a solid line of evidence identifying the people who can NOT .... COPE. The losers of a site full of losers. Like magic the posts of Zseni strain the ocean of social commerce. And now all these people who have had their <i>very own feelings</i> professionally hurt will lingeringly resent me for suggesting their site (<i>THEIR</i> site!) needs a little baking powder in its fridge. Ridiculous. Anyway I hope fellow forumites will take the examples I have given them - of men who, provoked past all goading by the suggestion that more posting diversity and less dishonorable rancor is good!, descend on the messenger with pages of venom and giddily overstarched Sunday-best personal attacks - as object lessons in the kind of posting that has run its course. For the losers in today's experiment: take heart. You can go right ahead and blame your furious, jibbering, and joylessly compulsive attacks all on my thousands of pounds of surplus body fat and Vortex Of Dullness the way you blame everything bad that happens to you on my thousands of pounds of surplus body fat and Vortex Of Dullness. Ungoliant-like, I'm always pleasantly surprised to see the kind of deeply-felt outrage that perennially accompanies your accusations that I'm too obese and boring to ever bother with EVER (EVER!) PS: I didn't read BDR's post, but I assure INC was correct in that it was a tedious chug? Could someone pick which one of the following shot-in-the-dark summaries comes closest to capturing the essence of his invective? <hr></hr> A: "You're a washed-up has-been... maybe a NEVER-WAS...horrible person... mean to <s>me</s> more posters than sands on the beaches... you should just go away." B: "You're a fat boring washed-up has-been, maybe a fat boring NEVER-WAS.... fat boring horrible person.... fatly horrible to me while being boring.. made me look bad in front of everyone... you should just go away." C: "I expected better of a fat boring washed-up has-been but now I see you've permanently shot your wad... sticks and stones... I shouldn't be surprised at how badly you fail at everything... your life is a shambles... you'll never amount to jack... you should just go away." D: "It's not the fat and the boring I mind, it's the CRAZY... you're so CRAZY for a fat boring washed-up has-been... too CRAZY to even post here... take your stupid CRAZY dumb cunt and get out of here (cunt)... your life is a shambles... horrible person... you're just plain BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE HONEY." Please provide a little * next to the letter, like A*, if his post could have been scrapbooked together from his previous screeds written about me.[/quote]