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[quote name="skip"]<a href="http://ask.metafilter.com/248037/Give-me-deep-random-funny-stupid-and-personal-questions-to-ask">I mean look at this.</a> I get that some people come from sheltered homes and I'm not going to knock anyone asking some basic advice about car insurance, but there's so many questions that just indicate the person has no idea how to have a relationship or function in society. [quote]My partner and I want to fill a hat with as many questions as possible, so that we can pull a couple of questions out of it each time we're together. We chat a lot but we both think it'd be great to have something else to spark conversations. I think it'll work best if neither of us know what most of the questions are. Hence why I'd like your lists of deep, funny, stupid or random questions to ask that will spark a conversation.[/quote] A brief review of her history shows this British lady has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, is child-free and can't hold a relationship. This post has 179 favorites. Answers include: [quote]What is Satan's last name? Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? Can crop circles be square? If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? [/quote] And why do they have hands if they can't pick up stuff? Aren't they made of ectoplasm? [quote]What happens if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'? Be careful with that one though, I was asked it five years ago and I'm still mulling it over. [/quote] This is going to enter the proud annals of "Stupid Koans for White People" [quote]What do you think about when you're alone? If you were Zeus and you turned into an animal to have sex with a mortal which animal would it be? Which horseman of the apocalypse would you be an understudy for? Would you really mind if teh Borg assimilated you? What if they asked for your consent? [/quote] I almost hope these people do ask these sorts of questions to frighten away others who haven't been exposed to this thing. [/quote]