Caltrops - INC's God of War :(





	[quote name="Creexul :("]<a href="http://www.mmcafe.com/cgi-bin/forums/bbs/messages/10632.shtml">http://www.mmcafe.com/cgi-bin/forums/bbs/messages/10632.shtml</a> Warning about using that link to actually visit the forum: it's completely pointless, since your eyes will want to close themselves against your will every second you are there. Apparently the purpose of the entire thread (and maybe the forum) is to dance around the fact that they refuse to play American games because Nong Bong Adventures is so much more cultured and innovative. Much like a kid in the early 90s who would say that he prefers Bobby's World to all other cartoons, and compares them all to Bobby's World, and says things like, "well, I thought Duck Tales was okay, but Bobby's World is much more meaningful." Also, I don't get the point of basing your refusal to play a game because <b>the main character is ooooo so UGLY derisive sniff</b>. The thread is begging for Frederick Forrest to climb out of the ground, rummage through a duffle bag, and find these people's preconcieved notions about gaming, and say, "what's this...... <b><i><u><font size="+2">FAGGOT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!</i></b></u></font>" and smash them against a table while every anime blowing faggot cries (and screams "NOOOOOOOOOOO" but in an ultra high pitched screech). Refusing to play a game because the hero is not a beautiful silver haired bishie, psh, that's for fucking 12 year old faggot girls. That has got to be the gayest thing I ever heard. Well except for everything else here. :( [quote][quote name="iggy"]In my particular case, even if I could play the game, I don’t see what it has over any of the games I’ve listed. Is it more fashionable than Avachu or Shadow Heart? No. Does it ask questions as interesting as Minstrel? I don’t think so. Is it as shamelessly commercial as NxC? Why would it? Will it be as original as my summer games or Oreshika? Haha. <b><i>Is it as clever as Mojipittan? Of course not.</i></b>[/quote] Best gay checklist ever! hahahaha jesus christ! i even felt bad about taking him out of context and actually read his 12 paragraph explanation for it, <b>and it turns out i didn't!</b> This asshole is totally serious! We live in uncertain times.[/quote] I think this part wins the "Wow Just Wow" award for jawdropping Japanabe pretention. He surely sees the play experience of God of War in the hazy fog (of war) of a retarded schizophrenic, but hey, it still can't possibly be as clever as the official Clever Game Of the Year according to hundreds of websites and magazines, <b><i><u>MOJIPITTAN!</b></i></u> I mean hey, I was going to try Dawn of War, but why should I bother, when its cleverness rating would never reach the level of something like Mojipittan. Just the name itself is clever (but you wouldn't know that if you are a low class plebian non-Japanese speaker). [quote][quote name="ishmael"]I do, however, have to stick up for main characters who aren't conventionally handsome. Too many games feature either a generic looking main character or one who is absurdly good looking. The creators of GoW could have gone with a Gackt styled pretty boy but instead went with a big, baldheaded guy who looks like the perfect rendition of a 12 year old's envisionment of badass.[/quote] What? Kratos could have been all sexy and Gackt, but we get stuck with an asskicking stabbing machine? oh, what could have been....[/quote] If it ever dawned on them that a game taking place in ancient Greece, about ancient Greek gods doing things of that nature, would have a main character based on roughly exactly those things I mentioned (like say, oh I dunno......... ancient Greece?), they might just spontaneously die. That's the only thing keeping them alive right now. All they need is a mysterious and powerful mentor character around them to yell "DON'T THINK!" at dangerous times when they might be prone to having thoughts. [quote]i thought i was going to be able to say that in a 5 <i>million</i> page thread no one actually reviewed the game, but this guy ruined it [quote name="mosquitron"]I really don't think you're missing out on anything by avoiding God of War. <b>For people obsessed with action game design, it might be worth checking out</b>... and I can't honestly say that I think it's a bad game, but I much prefer DMC3, personally. [/quote] Why wasn't this quote on the box cover? And i think this is as close as anyone there can get to admitting that they like an American game without saying their own names and exploding.[/quote] I wonder why he prefers DMC3. Hm wow, that's........ that's pretty crazy. [quote name="nobobi...im getting tired of spelling these faggots' names"]It's real ugly looking to me, and not cos its not pretty, but because i think it was poorly executed. I wonder though, if it's because i'm just biased against American games after being raised on japanese console games.[/quote] That is <b>so</b> 1998. That kind of statement was gay back then, now it's the oldest, most cliche joke about dipshit loser anime fans. It's so old no one would even say it because everyone already knows it's a joke. Except for <b>guess who</b>. I guess they would have to rate themselves at a lower cleverness scale than Monjiwonji or whatever. [quote]Right now, i laugh at and despise these hopeless faggots. but one day, one day i would like to stand side by side to these poor misguided souls as we point at and mock anime fans, because their hobby is gayer than ours, and they deserve it so very much. [/quote] Well, they'd have to graduate from "crying namby pamby wah wah I want mommy" school first and become real human beings. I think Peter Haskell would agree, they are not human beings. <b>AND I <i>AM</i> A FUCKIN HUMAN BEIN</b>[/quote]