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[quote name="Bill Dungsroman"]So, here's me, watching you make a complete ass of yourself (a rarity, actually - you usually only do it partially). Do I enjoy it? Sure. Pure <I>schadenfreude</I>. But then, of course: [quote name="Zseni"]You know, Bill - do you mind if I call you Bill?[/quote]Hmm, yeah. No more Ray refs, but do you think you'll ever go a post without moaning over me? It's making me uncomfortable. [quote name="Zseni"]- it's funny how often I remind people of other people. It's even funnier that the people who think I remind them of pretentious people almost always come at it from a reasonable, rational, educated approach. They throw in a few chummy knocks, then make it very clear that they've read me like a book.[/quote]This must be that type of funny you insist you know all about and guys like ES (and me!) don't, or something. I think I know why: nobody knows (or cares!) what you're babbling about, sober or intoxicated. [quote name="Zseni"]Bill, let me tell you a little something I've learned about people: the people who post to internet message boards about how well they know other people are all wasting their time. This includes me![/quote]Good. We'll all get back to ignoring you. Also: going so long without drinking says to me that you're a self-control freak who is afraid of losing that control on any level. But what do I know? [quote name="Zseni"]The people who post posts like yours to internet message boards - people who really get personal when it comes to pretentions - are people who are sensitive to being told that they are unoriginal.[/quote] Your thread post was horrible. FUCKING HORRIBLE. Had libations been a thing you had had a partially-normal exposure to, you would have laid into this dimension's teetotalling Zseni. If, for anything, the screamingly queer method you chose to out yourself. I was expecting you to tell us that you can hear what sounds like machinery in the distance. [quote name="Zseni"]They need attention and validation. You were hoping for responses. You, specifically, personally, wanted a response from me.[/quote]A trap you laid quite deliberately for me. Which makes you...? [quote name="Zseni"]Here you are, Bill. I'm a big, fat, drunk, prententious woman replying to your post. [/quote]You're funny when you're contrite. See, that's a funny I know ES gets. [quote name="Zseni"]PS to BDR and everyone else who has whined at me recently for not being Old Smart Zseni: you see what happens when I try to get witty here? It's like a walk down memory lane, isn't it? I use the word "teleology" in a post and mere days later I get Standard Pretentiousness Accusation B. I'm going back to talking about gay dicks rubbing up against each other pronto.[/quote]Anything but your tepid adventures with daiquiries. [/quote]