Caltrops - Peter Molyneux's The Movies





	[quote name="Horrible Gelatinous Blob"]I admit, I didn't think that this show could get much better than last week, with the wacked ex-boy genius gambling degenerate who apparently didn't understand how gambling works. As an aside, if you think that you can go to a casino, beat the system and come out ahead, there is a 99.5% chance that you are not only completely fucking wrong, but you are an idiot to boot. "But wait," you think to yourself, <a href="http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/10.09/vegas_pr.html">those MIT guys took the casinos for millions.</a> I'm sure that I can get over for a few grand here and there." You fucking idiot. You didn't go to MIT. You can barely spell MIT. You think calling someone a fag is a classic example of post-modern humor. But somehow, you're going to run the table in Vegas, a town where people not only smarter than you, but more attractive and with far more charming personalities are rotting in shallow graves under the eternal Nevada sun. You, with the empty Pringles tube on the floor and the haircut that makes your ears look uneven. You. Pshhh. <i>You make me sick</i>. Ahem. Anyway. So this past week was apparently the special Camwhores-inspired episode of Intervention. We had the could-be-hot-if-she-cleaned-up-and-wore-some-fucking-makeup redhead, who was strung out on Vicodin. Twenty pills a day, ordered from Internet pharmacies and stolen from her terminally ill boyfriend (who, by the way, looked at least ten years older than her). But the real meat of the episode came from the other broad. Not only was she pretty hot, but she fell squarely into the alternachick mold: a singer who works a day job as a welder, has a boyfriend that's about a dozen years older, a conservative family who can't relate to her in any way, and who cuts herself on a regular basis. Sure, she's a cutter. That's not surprising, right? Well, not until you see the histronics this broad goes through every time she wants to see a little red. Honestly, I don't want to tell you about this episode, I want you to <i>see</i> it. I couldn't find any torrent sites that carried the episode, so I pulled it off of my TiVo, stripped the DRM, encoded it to DiVX, and whipped up a torrent. It's not the best quality, but it's more than watchable. Hopefully, this will work. You can download the torrent at any of the following links. <a href="http://s18.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1B4Z29VOTO0TM1CMQD2F00UV9K">http://s18.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1B4Z29VOTO0TM1CMQD2F00UV9K</a> <a href="http://s18.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1GKGGYSFGHB4W0J06LUC1S4MPJ">http://s18.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1GKGGYSFGHB4W0J06LUC1S4MPJ</a> <a href="http://s18.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=35ZR0G6WAS2I7059SONHFI7F3D">http://s18.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=35ZR0G6WAS2I7059SONHFI7F3D</a> <a href="http://s18.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3EER5PBR0C7PB36QSC63G1PUT5">http://s18.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3EER5PBR0C7PB36QSC63G1PUT5</a> You think I would go through all this fucking trouble if the episode wasn't any good? Come on, man. I deliver ten times out of ten. Pay that shit.[/quote]