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Re: I guess you figured nobody googles anymore.
[quote name="Love, BDR"][quote name="Mischief Maker"][quote name="Electronic Arts & Zseni"]Except instead of arguing about guns with Lizard King and EL Koba, you're arguing about SAMURAI MOVIES with ZSENI.[/quote] Not to be a party-pooper or anything, but I recall back before chet fucked umberto you were once gooing and gahing over how wonderful the (bad, but not bad enough to be good) movie <A HREF="http://www.stomptokyo.com/movies/h/hunted.html" TARGET="new">The Hunted</A> was. If I recall correctly, your reason was because the asshole samurai guy was doing a 2x4 to the face blatant aping of Toshiro Mifune in "Yojimbo" mode and this was somehow supposed to be a subtle nuance that only true connoisseurs like you were supposed to be able to get. I'd say that that pretty well <I>negates</I> your opinion on samurai flicks.[/quote] Well, you're wrong, so you're negated. The Hunted is great because it's two movies at war! A cool ninjas versus samurai movie (in which there is a fabulous bullet train fight scene) versus a cheesy Christopher Lambert thriller (in which we briefly see Joan Chen's nipples)! The samurai movie almost wins! It's good dumb fun. If I mentioned Yojimbo at all, it was while referencing the many overt and covert samurai-movie homages, which include locations, choreography, and even the movies and TV shows playing in the background. So you're basically wrong about everything. What a girl![/quote]