Forum Overview :: Batman: Arkham Asylum :: Pity the poor kid who gets a movie-accurate Bane action figure.

[quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]Here's the base model. He looks like a gimp. They couldn't have thrown in a couple token accessories to try and justify those hands? I know why they had to print "BANE" in huge block letters, it's because otherwise everyone would be calling this guy "TWO DICKS". <img src="http://i.imgur.com/Dxj9e.jpg" height=1000> Here's the premium model. I guess they figured since kids love the penguin's umbrella so much, they might as well give Bane a nice warm coat. Unfortunately the coat isn't detachable - what's my Bane's Mom figure supposed to hold when she chases after him? That's right, more dicks :( <img src="http://i.imgur.com/GuYiG.jpg" height=1000> Here's what Bane's supposed to look like. He's literally being ridden by another man, and he still looks 100% less gay than the movie design. I don't want to put my dick anywhere near this man! <img src="http://i.imgur.com/Gv8fA.jpg" height=1000> Finally, here's a <a href="http://www.wwe.com/magazine/the-brains-behind-bane-the-dark-knights-greatest-villain">brief interview</a> with the guy who designed Bane in the first place. It's on the WWE website, so I'm assuming that means it was written by an actual wrestler. Probably not one of the famous ones.[/quote]