Forum Overview :: Peter Molyneux's The Movies :: Alright, here you go.

[quote name="Mischief Recycler"]I know, let's do a prequel to "The Shining!" Finally our questions will be answered about what exactly happened to the Grady the previous caretaker and his family. SPOILERZ: Grady goes insane in exactly the same way Nicholson did in the original except he loses his mind in a matter of hours instead of days; complete with the nutty manuscript only THIS one is handwritten! Grady's daughters are menaced by the ghost of a little boy in 50s clothes who morphs into a CGI screaming bloody demon. This time not only does a river of blood come pouring down the hallway, it floods the entire hotel and the victims have to smash a window open and slide down the roof to escape. Grady, of course, says, "Heeeeere's Jack Paar!" As a treat for the superfans, Blowjob Bear plays a much bigger role in this movie! By which I mean there's a slow backlit reveal shot with stirring orchestral music and cheering from the studio audience as he gets up off his knees. Then Blowjob Bear just chases everyone through the hallway for a couple scenes like every other ghost in the movie. In the end, when the hotel owners and police are examining the bloody aftermath in horror, Dick Hallorann, played by Cuba Gooding jr, makes a solemn oath to his friend Larry (From the sno-cat rental place) that he will use all his psychic powers to make certain this never happens again.[/quote]