Forum Overview :: Laura Kightlinger's Dorito's Stand Up Stand Up :: Me and Toom talk about Patrice and YOUR SICK SO CI E TY

[quote name="Claborsar"]Sunday, January 22, 2012 2:12 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): By the way that comic project I thought was totally on ended up not happening. :( 2:12 AM - Sun-El: :( 2:12 AM - Sun-El: what happened? 2:12 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Pretty much what I joked about happening 2:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I sent the guy the synopsis, and a couple of days later he sent me an email saying that he was going to be busy FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE 2:13 AM - Sun-El: hahahahaha 2:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It was like Hans Gruber came in and shot me in the uterus :( 2:13 AM - Sun-El: LOYYYYYFFF 2:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And that was on a Monday 2:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And the week kinda went downhill from there 2:13 AM - Sun-El: OH my GOD, the UTERUS is TOAST! 2:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Or well it plateaued anyway 2:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahahahaha 2:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): After that was the visit to my dad's house 2:13 AM - Sun-El: :( 2:14 AM - Sun-El: i have to call my dad this weekend :( 2:14 AM - Sun-El: i promised my moms 2:14 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): :( 2:14 AM - Sun-El: do you have to go back over there? 2:14 AM - Sun-El: i know you said it was worse than anybody expected 2:14 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I don't HAVE to but I've been thinking about doing it anyway 2:14 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): To be honest it was only tiring physically 2:15 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And emotionally I dunno, I don't feel that much 2:15 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Dad's just like a stranger that's related to me 2:15 AM - Sun-El: i don't think that's an unsual sensation these days among men our age 2:15 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Well I thought it was unusual for me but you're probably right 2:15 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It's sort of a different circumstance for me, but only in a tiny way 2:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Because all my sisters had the same thing happen, but without the brain damage motorcycle accident part 2:16 AM - Sun-El: i'd imagine there's less anger there 2:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Their dads are all fuckin alcoholic burnouts too 2:16 AM - Sun-El: it's not like he wanted to be brain damaged 2:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah 2:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): There's more anger with the sisters I think, and less with us 2:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I just feel sorry for dad 2:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): While Mary's dad is actively a hillbilly piece of shit 2:17 AM - Sun-El: how many dads do you and your siblings have? 2:18 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Me and Jso have ours 2:18 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Mary has Bobby 2:18 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And I think Deedee and Tandy have one and I don't know about Dorion's dad but he may be the same as Deedee and Tandy 2:19 AM - Sun-El: you don't know much about deedee and tandy's dad? 2:20 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Actually I think he lived in our basement when we were in the Canton COMPTONS like when we were 10 for a few months 2:20 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): But then I don't think I ever saw him again, but he was pretty much the same as any other, a kinda drunk duder party alcoholic loser 2:21 AM - Sun-El: :( 2:21 AM - Sun-El: a generation of men raised by women 2:22 AM - Sun-El: fight club maybe be for the lamest kind of white dude, but it got that part right at least 2:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I wonder if another woman is what we really need. O_____________O 2:22 AM - Sun-El: that line has a totally different connotation now that i know that palanuick is gay 2:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): As it turns out Fight Club was really about anarchist hipsters 2:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah 2:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It took me a long ass fuck time to figure that out :( 2:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): SADLY 2:23 AM - Sun-El: the third stage of project mayhem: we all touch boners 2:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahaha 2:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Or rather we touch all boners 2:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): ALL THE BONERS 2:23 AM - Sun-El: O______O 2:23 AM - Sun-El: my god, it's full of dicks 2:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Haha 2:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Anyway I mailed off Troll Police #1 to Dark Horse :( 2:24 AM - Sun-El: and now we play the waiting game 2:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It's entirely possible they still haven't read 2222 #1 2:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Like there's just a big stack 2:24 AM - Sun-El: hahaha 2:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): That's why this thing was such a big kick in the ball sack 2:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I really thought this was the launchpad (mcquack) 2:25 AM - Sun-El: blathering blatherskite, jhoh 2:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahahahahaha 2:25 AM - Sun-El: i think that your best option right now might to do a sprite comic 2:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahahaha no :( 2:26 AM - Sun-El: or something that doesn't require fine art skills 2:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I actually kind of had one last resort 2:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Which was a girl I sorta knew who is a good artist and needs money 2:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): So I asked her, she said that her arms are fucked up and she can barely type even though she was still using AIM 2:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think she's on medication for something, possibly bipolar, so it's probably for the best 2:27 AM - Sun-El: bipolar 2:27 AM - Sun-El: we know how we feel about those 2:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah 2:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It's something that isn't good! 2:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Something about putting them all in a big pile 2:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And perhaps involving ACCELERANTS 2:28 AM - Sun-El: something about the white house lawn as well 2:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahaha yes 2:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Anyway there's Emily but she has a real life full time job 2:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): But I told her a couple ideas I had and she says possibly she's interested 2:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): She actually said we could just do a couple goof porn comics and possibly pitch them to slipshine 2:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): So I whipped out the old werewolf mary sue story 2:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): So now I'm redoing that one AGAIN but with the fancy experience of blah blah etc 2:30 AM - Sun-El: but you can't send porn comics to dark horse as proof of your skill 2:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I know, we're not gonna go for dark horse for that stuff 2:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I got my fancy pants shit for Dark Horse, and then I got this slumming it BECAUSE I'M SO FUCK!!!!!!!!ING GOOD shit for porn 2:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Actually I came up with yet another story concept over the past couple of days that I could pitch to Dark Horse once I have a first chapter scripted out, but it's going to be kind of a bitch to really get it ironed out into a coherent first chapter with a consistent tone and complete so on and this and that so forth etc bullshit fagfuck asscunt 2:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It's weird because this new story is based off of Tracy Morgan and Patrice O'Neal 2:32 AM - Sun-El: how so? 2:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Except replace both of them n persons with a white guy 2:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And turn it into a satire 2:32 AM - Sun-El: hahahaha 2:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It's about a guy in the future who takes over the country and turns it into a dictatorship based entirely on political correctness 2:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And everyone is like fuck yeah political correctness even to the point where they're executing people who are "known racists" and etc 2:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): So like it's yet another anti-liberal screed in hiding (destined to never be accepted as a comic book) 2:33 AM - Sun-El: i think i've read this already 2:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I had a feeling this was done :( 2:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): BUT IT'S CALLED THE PUNISHER #2332324 whatever 2:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I'm still working on it anyway :( 2:34 AM - Sun-El: it's just like you described, only ann coulter and bill o'reilly and g. gordon liddy are the freedom fighters against the evil politically correct empire 2:35 AM - Sun-El: http://accstudios.com/ 2:35 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): :( 2:35 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I dunno this sounds kinda dumb! 2:35 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): The thing is that I want the story to start where the guy is actually fully justified 2:36 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Like it has the story of the dictator, but it flashes back to how he had friends who were killed by racist gangs (OF THE FUTURE!?!?!?!) and stuff 2:36 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Like to actually give him justification for being outraged and the reader as well 2:36 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): But then he goes way too far with it 2:36 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): The hardest part is finding a way to make this work beyond just fuckin retarded dumb ass fuck partisan politics shit 2:37 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): So, this one's going on the backburner, and if I ever finish it it'll probably be way into the future and take agonizing brain melting work 2:38 AM - Sun-El: you should write something simpler to take your mind off of it 2:38 AM - Sun-El: actually 2:38 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Well I have like 6 other stories before that anyway 2:38 AM - Sun-El: what you should do is rewrite pm2 and the sasy saga 2:38 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I stopped writing SUPER POLITICAL WHATEVER to do a full on script rewrite of werewolf cunt fuck adventures 2:38 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Haha 2:39 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I actually put a couple portions of that into some scripts I wrote :( 2:39 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Actually one is kind of bizarre and makes no sense to anyone on the planet even myself 2:39 AM - Sun-El: hahah 2:39 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I wrote a "fancomic" script for My Life with Fel last week 2:39 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Where the mary sue of the comic breaks up with the hot fantasy catgirl sex slave of the webcomic 2:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He realizes that she's an overbearing insecure bitch and he breaks up with her bitterly because he can't live with her anymore even though the sex is FAN TASTIC 2:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And then I just posted it to DA/FA even though I know exactly where the guy could read it 2:40 AM - Sun-El: what the fuck is this bullshit 2:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): My Life with Fel is a webcomic about a guy (from Mexico) who drew a webcomic about his fantasy catgirl hot sex slave girlfriend 2:41 AM - Sun-El: a mexican made this? 2:41 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah 2:41 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): In fact I think most of it is translated from espanol (el nino is spanish for...................... the nino) 2:41 AM - Sun-El: hahahaahha 2:41 AM - Sun-El: *chris farley puffs and gasps* 2:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha 2:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): *chris farley dies a month later* 2:42 AM - Sun-El: :( 2:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): AnyWAY!!!!!!!!!!! 2:42 AM - Sun-El: anyway -___- 2:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so I did all this because I had like the past 2 weeks off 2:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And I actually got a decent amount of writing in, I kinda wish I had more time for this 2:43 AM - Sun-El: two weeks off? 2:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): One depressing fuck thing, last weekend I spent rewriting chapter 1 of Antipode 2:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Thinking that the guy would ask for it after he was done reading the synopsis and ready for the first whole script! 2:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and then he sent me an email saying HMMMMMMMMMM NOPE I HATE YOU FOREVER NOW 2:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It was more like 2 1/2 weeks off actually 2:43 AM - Sun-El: christmas break for the docs? 2:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I had shitloads of free time I wasn't expecting 2:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): sorta, it's more complicated 2:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): on dec 26th I had work 2:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): because that was a monday, and EVERY DAY OF THAT WEEK I still had the full amount of work 2:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so I was like welp I guess no vacation this year 2:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): then the next week I had off, then the next week 2:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I've had all of this month off so far, he's finally coming back Monday 2:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): except the foot doctor, he's been calling in this entire time, but that's much smaller work 2:45 AM - Sun-El: so yeah, christmas break, since there's a lag in between the work being submitted and it being assigned to you, right? 2:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so the whole time I've been writing and playing games 2:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah kinda, except they usually take the actual christmas eve/day off, except that was on a weekend 2:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so I wasn't even expecting the vacation this year 2:46 AM - Sun-El: i spent all of december getting high, eating kit kats, and watching scott pilgrim a million times :( 2:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha 2:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): on bloooooooooo ray? 2:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): IT'S BEST ON BLU RAY 2:46 AM - Sun-El: yes -___- 2:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah that's a good movie especially for bloo ray 2:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): fuckin excellent visuals 2:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and fuckin that one guy who played captain america 2:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it was his first non douchey role 2:46 AM - Sun-El: hahaha 2:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): where he was really funny 2:47 AM - Sun-El: also, superman getting deveganized 2:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yes 2:47 AM - Sun-El: and then headbutted into a million coins 2:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): HEADBUTTED INTO COINS 2:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): movie's better than the comic 2:47 AM - Sun-El: far better 2:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): in fuckin weird ways that shouldn't even exist but do 2:47 AM - Sun-El: comic meanders too much 2:47 AM - Sun-El: takes itself too seriously 2:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): like the fact that johnny blaze and superman are both in the movie as douchebags who get headbutted into coins 2:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah :( 2:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I still kinda like the comic because of kawaii wind waker visuals and because sometimes it's a little funny or kawaii 2:48 AM - Sun-El: KAWAIIIIIIII 2:48 AM - Sun-El: genkibowl 2:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I kinda want to make a comic like that 2:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha 2:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I didn't get that xpak 2:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but I was pissed that the game was so short at only 40 hours!!!!!!! 2:48 AM - Sun-El: it's not worth it, really 2:48 AM - Sun-El: hahahahha 2:49 AM - Sun-El: man, i'm having a ball in it 2:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it's fuckin great 2:49 AM - Sun-El: although it's crashed on me a couple of times 2:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): :( 2:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): PC version? 2:49 AM - Sun-El: and tonight, it kept reloading me under the city 2:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it crashed only one singular time for the xblawks 2:49 AM - Sun-El: so i'd fall forever 2:49 AM - Sun-El: then it'd reload me under the city again 2:49 AM - Sun-El: yeah, pc 2:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): :( 2:49 AM - Sun-El: got it during the steam sale 2:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): MAKES ME GLAD RURAL AMERICA IS DYING 2:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): well it's probably still worth it on PC steam sale etc 2:50 AM - Sun-El: it's nowhere near as bad as sr2 on pc was 2:51 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Like Jso is playing right now :( 2:51 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): with the graphixxx set all the way to rock bottom so it looks like a PS1 game 2:51 AM - Sun-El: hahahha 2:51 AM - Sun-El: battle arena toshindan or some shit 2:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I liked that game :( 2:52 AM - Sun-El: we all did 2:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): realistic tit jiggle physics 2:52 AM - Sun-El: we didn't know any better 2:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that bitch with the whip 2:52 AM - Sun-El: holy shit, i can't even remember a single character from that game 2:52 AM - Sun-El: much less the "storyline" 2:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): haha 2:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): like any fighting game 2:53 AM - Sun-El: aside: someone should fuck the shit out of kate beaton and put it up on the internet 2:53 AM - Sun-El: she's too fucking innocent and canadian 2:54 AM - Sun-El: like, no one would give a fuck about seeing that oglaf chick take it every hole 2:54 AM - Sun-El: but kate beaton 2:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): run hide duck duck we don't give a fuck fuck 2:54 AM - Sun-El: that's purity worth corrupting 2:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha yes 2:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): one day I will become webcomics big and tell that to her face 2:55 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): man you're some kinda sinner 2:55 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Disney's Sinner 2:55 AM - Sun-El: and then j jacques jameson will ineffectually punch you 2:55 AM - Sun-El: and then cry about it on twitter 2:55 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): haha 2:55 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that fuckin cunt 2:55 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he's a bigger cunt than actual women 2:55 AM - Sun-El: yes 2:56 AM - Sun-El: oh, i did do one more thing while i was high all of last month 2:56 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): WOAAAAAA 2:56 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): too bad this isn't on AIM so i can post the log 2:56 AM - Sun-El: i listened to pretty much every patrice o'neal content available on the internet 2:56 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha 2:56 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): lots on openy and anthy 2:56 AM - Sun-El: right click select all copy paste 2:56 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): ANTHY IS PRETTY FUNNY BUT OPENY IS VERY UNDERRATED 2:57 AM - Sun-El: i still don't like them and find them nigh-unlistenable on their own 2:57 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I like them 2:57 AM - Sun-El: i like lil jimmy norton 2:57 AM - Sun-El: but i think he defers to them too much 2:57 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I used to not like them so much but I found they have their values 2:57 AM - Sun-El: when he could potentially dominate the show like patrice does 2:58 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): well there's all sorts of different things to their guests 2:58 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the thing is that they would let patrice say what he would say no matter what it was 2:58 AM - Sun-El: i was shocked that sinbad was such a great guest 2:58 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that story of when he went to prison is one of my favorite youtube videos in the history of humanity 2:58 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): haha yeah 2:58 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): sinbad was fuckin excellent, I was surprised because he seemed like he was the biggest prime to be a dud 2:59 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think he got along with ron bennington the most because they were both from the 80s and knew the stand up scene back then and shit 2:59 AM - Sun-El: my favorite patrice bit that i hadn't heard before was when he fucking evicerated that lingerie bowl contestant 2:59 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I used to not know shit about ron of ron and fez, they're the only other show on the O&A channel that's not O&A 2:59 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha you mean he said SHE'S THE CUNT WHO DOESN'T EVEN CARE 2:59 AM - Sun-El: rip black phillip show 2:59 AM - Sun-El: yes!!!! 2:59 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and it caused a huge fuckin half hour deal 2:59 AM - Sun-El: and it was so awesome 3:00 AM - Sun-El: because he was RIGHT 3:00 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): during the entire thing Anthony was like OH COME ON NOW HE'S JUST BEING MEAN THAT'S NOT NICE 3:00 AM - Sun-El: i know he was right and i didn't even need to see it 3:00 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and finally after 20 minutes of that he was like ARE THEY GONE? .................................THANK YOU PATRICE 3:00 AM - Sun-El: ahahahahahahhahaha 3:00 AM - Sun-El: good cop bad cop 3:00 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): exactly 3:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): sometimes openy and antyy really know how to do radio 3:01 AM - Sun-El: anyway, listening to all that patrice has inspired me to try to live more like him 3:01 AM - Sun-El: not like with diabetes or anything 3:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): haha 3:01 AM - Sun-El: but with not tolerating tricky white horseshit 3:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah cutting down on weight and shit 3:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and then giving less of a fuck about bitches 3:01 AM - Sun-El: and calling women out on their little power plays 3:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he had the best relationship advice 3:01 AM - Sun-El: he really did 3:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): what's fucked up is that the black phillip show only happened because of opie 3:01 AM - Sun-El: and it's weird, because i came to a lot of the same conclusions back at the same time he did 3:02 AM - Sun-El: but he knows how to crystalize an argument perfectly 3:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): opie demanded that Patrice get his own hour on their channel, even though their bosses were like WELL WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT etc etc 3:02 AM - Sun-El: phrase it where there's no denying its truth 3:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah 3:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I actually did too 3:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's why I don't have girlfriends and shit 3:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): because I dn't want to put up with any of that bullshit 3:02 AM - Sun-El: that's why, huh? 3:02 AM - Sun-El: uh huh 3:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but Patrice knows how to do it while still having a girlfriend 3:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so that's one thing I don't do right 3:02 AM - Sun-El: like patrice said, the only power women have is leaving 3:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Patrice was actually married in fact 3:03 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah 3:03 AM - Sun-El: if you're not afraid of that, they're powerless 3:03 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): once you tell them you don't give a shit if they leave suddenly you own that pussy 3:03 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): SEE YOU GOTTA TAKE THE PUSSY LIKE PEPE DOES 3:03 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I'm like aw dayum 3:03 AM - Sun-El: ahhahahahahahha 3:03 AM - Sun-El: THIS FUCKIN' RAPIST 3:03 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahahaha 3:03 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that was the entire joke was that he was pretty much a rapist 3:03 AM - Sun-El: did you hear about dane cook at the laugh factory? 3:04 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): anyway I got Mr P on preorder on amazon 3:04 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): :( 3:04 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): no 3:04 AM - Sun-El: http://www.avclub.com/articles/so-apparently-dane-cooks-standu p-set-was-unusually,67943/ 3:04 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahahahaha 3:04 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): a pretty good title! 3:05 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and by “set,” we mean “the egotistical ramblings of a narcissist who has lost all touch with humility and quite possibly humanity.” 3:05 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): HOLY SHIT...................... WELCOME TO 2007 ONION AV CLUB 3:05 AM - Sun-El: dane cook's response: http://www.laughspin.com/2012/01/19/exclusive-dane-cook-respon ds-to-comedians-harsh-reviews-of-his-latest-live-set/ 3:05 AM - Sun-El: why does dane cook look 55 years old all of a sudden? 3:05 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): HE FROSTED HIS HAIR SPECIALLY FOR THIS RESPONSE 3:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the laugh factory in los angeles 3:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I can't imagine a club I'd want to go to LESS than that 3:06 AM - Sun-El: yeah, i actually happened to be on that side of town that night 3:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): unless it's Michael Richards headlining for 2 hours 3:06 AM - Sun-El: drove by and saw bobby lee's name on the marquee 3:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): haha 3:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): HEY GUYS LISTEN TO MY IMPRESSIONS OF MY VIETNAMESE MOTHER 3:06 AM - Sun-El: no, that's dat phan 3:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): what did Patrice say about that one guy's mom? 3:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah 3:07 AM - Sun-El: bobby lee is closer to a real comedian 3:07 AM - Sun-El: his wtf with marc maron was really good, actually 3:07 AM - Sun-El: talking about how he lived in a closet for years 3:07 AM - Sun-El: his raging drug addictions 3:07 AM - Sun-El: how his family hates him 3:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): well that sounds more interesting at least 3:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think I thought of Dat Phan just because they probably look completely identical 3:08 AM - Sun-El: hahahhahah 3:08 AM - Sun-El: can you please unplug from the vietnamese matrix for five minutes? 3:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahahahahaha 3:09 AM - Sun-El: it was really sad how patrice was talking about how much he missed tough crowd on his last o and a appearance 3:09 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Patrice was so fuckin honest just in that one clip of the show that my balls started pulling back into my abdominal cavity 3:09 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I fuckin miss that show still 3:09 AM - Sun-El: i love that whole crew, but that show could be unwatchable some nights 3:09 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I wish they would cancel tedious and the cuntbear report and just have 1 hour of tough crowd with mumblefuck quinn and racist cunts and keef robinson and some other faggots 3:10 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I didn't watch it regularly but I wish it still existed 3:10 AM - Sun-El: but on other nights it would be brilliant 3:10 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I loved when Jim Norton would bomb so horribly like he deserved 3:10 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and Colin would be like SHHHHH EVERYBODY QUIET 3:10 AM - Sun-El: hahahahaha 3:10 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): THAT DESERVED SILENCE 3:10 AM - Sun-El: i love those remotes they sent patrice out on 3:10 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): they would be so brutal to each other sometimes 3:10 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): haha 3:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): also Kevin Hart 3:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): who is now a fuckin BIG STAAAAAAAAAR 3:11 AM - Sun-El: kevin hart and patrice together 3:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and deserves it I think 3:11 AM - Sun-El: holy shit 3:11 AM - Sun-El: they were an amazing tag team 3:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah sitting next to each other while colin does horribly racist shit and they'd fuckin scream laughing 3:11 AM - Sun-El: i remember thinking so at the time 3:11 AM - Sun-El: watching them team up on colin 3:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the show was a fuckin train wreck there and it was great 3:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): no one would have the balls to willingly do that anymore 3:11 AM - Sun-El: some shows are ahead of their time 3:12 AM - Sun-El: tough crowd was too late 3:12 AM - Sun-El: if it had replaced politically incorrect 3:12 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): IT BELONGED IN THE 70S OR 50S OR SOMETHING 3:12 AM - Sun-El: it'd probably still be on 3:12 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but politically incorrect wasn't really politically incorrect 3:12 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it was more like politically correct 3:12 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so it never should've existed 3:12 AM - Sun-El: bill mahr and his guest are not funny for 22 min 3:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it's not even comedy guests it's like THIS GUY USED TO BE A SENATOR FROM WYOMING like really? who cares 3:13 AM - Sun-El: oh wow, he has nothing interesting nor entertaining to say 3:13 AM - Sun-El: surprise! 3:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha 3:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): oh shit bilmar is incorrect about something SHOCKA 3:14 AM - Sun-El: so yes 3:14 AM - Sun-El: if tough crowd had come on in like 1996 or so 3:14 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): well still at least it was on at any time at all 3:14 AM - Sun-El: it'd still be on 3:14 AM - Sun-El: like at 1am 3:14 AM - Sun-El: but it'd be on 3:15 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): did you ever hear Yimmy Nordin slam Colin's fuckin mush mouth talking? 3:15 AM - Sun-El: no, but i heard jay mohr imitate him so well that it fooled ant 3:15 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I KNOW WHERE IT IS 3:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahahaha that was great also 3:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=csq-i HvDqc4#t=349s Here I think is the best time 3:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Colin has never been so kicked in the uterus 3:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): give it a few seconds to kick in though 3:17 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): a couple pound signs and a dash 3:17 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): GO FUCK YASELF 3:18 AM - Sun-El: ahahahhahahahahahahah 3:18 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): colin even knows he's walking into the spinning blades 3:18 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and he does it anyway 3:19 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): aflufluflfuflfufl 3:19 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I really didn't know that O&A had any entertainment value 3:19 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think the first I really heard of them was fuckin 3:19 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): actually I think it was that 100 grand bit they did from WAY many years ago 3:20 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): where they gave away 100 grand and a guy was so fuckin pumped he was gonna buy a pickup truck, and they said BUT IT'S A CANDY BAR 3:20 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): which is totally Opie, that's like the one thing he's the master of is ruining people's dreams and then hanging up on them 3:20 AM - Sun-El: hahahh 3:20 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and uh another was when they had Brian Regan on talking about THE CUP SIZES at fast food places 3:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and I just remember Brian dominated, and WHO ARE THESE OTHER TWO FAGGOTS? 3:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but O&A know when to step aside and let someone dominate at least 3:21 AM - Sun-El: that's true 3:21 AM - Sun-El: they know which side their bread is buttered on 3:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): they may not be the funniest guys themselves but at least they know when they have real talent on and to let them go 3:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah 3:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the thing is that even among O&A fans there's a lot of people who hate Opie 3:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): because Opie isn't the funny one 3:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Anthony is the talent actually 3:22 AM - Sun-El: opie stirs shit up though 3:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah Opie is a fuckin secret monster 3:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): like he's a serial killer hiding among normal people 3:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's why I like both of them though 3:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): because Anthony is a fuckin creepy gun nut who fucks girls who are only technically of age with his fame and the fact that he looks like a fuckin back alley tunesian knife fighter 3:23 AM - Sun-El: hahahahahahha 3:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and then Opie is like the behind the scenes master 3:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it was Colin who actually called him a back alley tunesian knife fighter by the way 3:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I know where that video clip is also! 3:24 AM - Sun-El: he does look like a filthy half-greek, half-arab slimby arms dealer cokehead though 3:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha exactly 3:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): actually here 3:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=f91Ty 9F2WlU#t=303s 3:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he has another great one in this 3:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): both of them are ruined by the top rated comments 3:25 AM - Sun-El: a corsican pimp 3:25 AM - Sun-El: yes 3:25 AM - Sun-El: a corsican pimp 3:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): jhahaha yes 3:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's one of the hidden talents of colin 3:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he has this really weird confusing gift for meta humor 3:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it's something that can't really be appreciated 3:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): like even on his twitter you can tell he always takes the opposite approach to what seems correct 3:26 AM - Sun-El: colin works where no one else can and bombs where everyone else can succeed 3:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yes 3:26 AM - Sun-El: he's like the prototypical funny guy 3:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he's a fuckin weird motherfucker 3:27 AM - Sun-El: i hated colin on snl 3:27 AM - Sun-El: HATED 3:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah 3:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he annoyed me 3:27 AM - Sun-El: and because of snl, i thought he was a shitty comedian 3:27 AM - Sun-El: but he's not 3:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): especially because he replaced the obviously superior weekend update guy 3:27 AM - Sun-El: he just shouldn't ever be on snl 3:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he seems to understand comedy the best but then more than anything in the world he wants to infuriate people 3:27 AM - Sun-El: he should be hanging out with four of his buddies 3:27 AM - Sun-El: talking shit for hours 3:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think like from a show a couple days ago Opie said he's the best twitter troll in history 3:28 AM - Sun-El: hence, tough crowd 3:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yes 3:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's also why I like Dipaolo 3:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): because he wants to piss people off more than almost anything in the world 3:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and I think Patrice appreciated that too even if they would fight 3:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Patrice should never be gone, when I heard he died I was in anger and I think I'm still stuck in that 3:29 AM - Sun-El: nick dipaolo is the old white version of patrice 3:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): like I'm never going to reach grief or bargaining or whatever 3:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha yes 3:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): OLD!!!!! 3:29 AM - Sun-El: he has these views that some people can't get past 3:29 AM - Sun-El: but he's talented 3:29 AM - Sun-El: and he's not a bad person 3:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): they're both really nice and funny and with a sense of humor 3:29 AM - Sun-El: and he'll never get the recognition he should, because he keeps pissing off the wrong people 3:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): both of them are kinda weird in the heads maybe politically 3:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah 3:29 AM - Sun-El: louis ck should feel guilty he never put patrice on his show 3:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that was in an O&A clip also in fact Patrice said that 3:30 AM - Sun-El: he put godfrey on, but not patrice 3:30 AM - Sun-El: and i like godfrey 3:30 AM - Sun-El: but come on 3:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Patrice said that Nick isn't going to get ahead because he says goo gobbler 3:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): even when Nick is trying to be nice 3:30 AM - Sun-El: he's nowhere in patrice's league 3:30 AM - Sun-El: exactly 3:30 AM - Sun-El: just like patrice will call a girl a cunt 3:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha 3:30 AM - Sun-El: and not even notice until someone points it out 3:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's one thing that's overlooked about O&A is that they knew how much Patrice should be on the radio 3:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): how Patrice can be great just off the cuff 3:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): like any day of the week 3:31 AM - Sun-El: about anything 3:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the only time that Patrice faltered was during Scorch bits 3:31 AM - Sun-El: on the jay mohr podcast 3:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's when Patrice started to fall asleep and who can blame him that's kinda white shit anyway 3:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah 3:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that was Patrice's last appearance and he was awesome 3:31 AM - Sun-El: patrice said that he went out and bought a bunch of podcasting equipment 3:31 AM - Sun-El: after he did marc maron's wtf 3:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and then he said he was too lazy to really make a podcast 3:31 AM - Sun-El: i wish he had done a podcast 3:31 AM - Sun-El: so much 3:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah 3:31 AM - Sun-El: just riffing on anything 3:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but he would need to take better care of himself to keep it going 3:32 AM - Sun-El: i'd love to see him just riffing on tv shows 3:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I kinda thought he had a handle on the fat thing 3:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he looked like he carried it so well 3:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It pissed me off to this day that people don't know or appreciate Patrice 3:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I can't even count the times that me and Jso watched Elephant in the Room 3:32 AM - Sun-El: i hope he'll get the cult recognition he deserves, at least 3:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah 3:33 AM - Sun-El: you know that, right? 3:33 AM - Sun-El: ff--phillip 3:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He's like the black Bill Hicks except I think actually a better comedian 3:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahahaha 3:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): gonna stare at your husband deciding whether or not I should sell him 3:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE VENGEANCE DAY 3:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahahaha 3:33 AM - Sun-El: he's paralyzed! 3:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so many black comics would be like YEAH OBAMA PRESIDENT NAAAAAAH 3:33 AM - Sun-El: take his socks 3:33 AM - Sun-El: his momma crying 3:33 AM - Sun-El: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET 3:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): OH SHIT THAT'S THE TEAM THAT BE TAKIN NIGGAS SOCKS 3:34 AM - Sun-El: letting him out here with killas! 3:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahahaha 3:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's I think the best part of the whole special 3:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): where they hunt down his mamma just to fuckin taunt him further 3:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): THAT'S WUT YOU GIT 3:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's like something someone would say just before the punisher says WELL JUST IN CASE and fuckin shooting them 3:34 AM - Sun-El: you bought the dvd, right? 3:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I have no idea actually 3:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I want to say fuck yes I did 3:34 AM - Sun-El: the deleted scenes on the dvd are good too 3:35 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but then look in the cabinet and be like WHERE THE FUCK IS IT? 3:35 AM - Sun-El: he tears apart some girl in the audience 3:36 AM - Sun-El: god, he had so much great material 3:36 AM - Sun-El: his 2003 comedy central special 3:36 AM - Sun-El: that's where i first saw him 3:36 AM - Sun-El: his 2005 one night stand 3:36 AM - Sun-El: both of those have such great jokes 3:36 AM - Sun-El: and then to top them both 3:36 AM - Sun-El: so much talent 3:37 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah I can't find it, I was sure I bought it :( 3:38 AM - Sun-El: you should buy it -__- 3:38 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I know 3:38 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think I downloaded it and burned it to DVD 3:38 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Which isn't good enough now 3:39 AM - Sun-El: the full 80 min version? 3:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah I think so. 3:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Let me check my fuckin records. 3:40 AM - Sun-El: good >:( 3:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Oh wait 3:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Okay I bought it, but WITH Mr P 3:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Whcih means it hasn't shipped until Mr P actually comes out and then it will charge me 3:40 AM - Sun-El: ahhh 3:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Delivery estimate: Feb. 13, 2012 - Feb. 17, 2012 1 "Mr. P" Patrice O'Neal; Audio CD; $13.23 Available for Pre-order Sold by: Amazon.com LLC Because of Pre-order Price Guarantee, you might pay less. Why? 1 "Patrice O'Neal - Elephant In The Room" Patrice O'Neal; DVD; $10.99 Usually ships in 1 to 4 weeks Sold by: Amazon.com LLC 3:41 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): So Feb 13 to 17 3:41 AM - Sun-El: that's a long time away 3:41 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah although pretty soon 3:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): But I will at least for real be buying it 3:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I know it's good that it's for his family and stuff but it's still sad that it's not actually for him 3:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): That thing he went off for an hour about Tracy Morgan is like for real important 3:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I wish I could force every person in this gay ass country to listen to that 3:43 AM - Sun-El: yeah :( 3:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Just the concept that that's how people have to consider how they talk in a country that supposedly has free speech 3:44 AM - Sun-El: i guess where i differ from patrice is that he believes in conspiracies and organization 3:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): That was the inspiration for the new story I came up with actually, was just him talking about that and the talk about how Tracy Morgan can't even make weird jokes that people will possibly not get 3:44 AM - Sun-El: while i think all of these things occur more organically 3:44 AM - Sun-El: but it's the same result 3:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah that part I didn't like, he was too into conspiracy shit 3:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): So is Bill Burr also 3:44 AM - Sun-El: he's absolutely right about the vultures circling though 3:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Burr jokes about it better but he really believes in the illuminati 3:45 AM - Sun-El: and about tracy being punished for favors not repaid 3:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah I understand how he comes to those thoughts because of the realistic conspiracy which isn't really a conspiracy, it's just people thinking what's right when it's ultimately more oppressive than any fuckin whatever 3:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah 3:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): You owe 3:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): That's how he worded it 3:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): You get anywhere in the world and you owe 3:45 AM - Sun-El: yes 3:45 AM - Sun-El: and they control you by giving you things 3:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): That scared me more than any fearmongering alex jones bullshit, because it's the most true 3:46 AM - Sun-El: because then they can take them away 3:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He put it in the most relatable terms, just talking about keeping his ceiling fan spinning 3:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He's just trying to stay in line to keep that ceiling fan going 3:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Because they can shut that off as soon as you owe too much and say the wrong thing 3:46 AM - Sun-El: yup 3:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): That's the scariest thing about this country is that freedom of speech really is dead 3:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I believe in its importance but it's dead depending on who you are and what you owe 3:47 AM - Sun-El: well, it never existed in that form 3:47 AM - Sun-El: the first amendment is about the government 3:47 AM - Sun-El: no one else 3:47 AM - Sun-El: so if you say the wrong thing to the wrong people, you have to pay 3:47 AM - Sun-El: that's the way it's always been 3:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): well all that applying to whatever it applies, a special interest group of some sort is always salivating to look to destroy anyone they can 3:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so I think it exists even outside of government control 3:48 AM - Sun-El: but again, that's always the way it's been 3:48 AM - Sun-El: have you seen boardwalk empire? 3:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): no 3:48 AM - Sun-El: it used to be the women's temperance union 3:48 AM - Sun-El: a bunch of spinster bitches who didn't want anyone to drink alcohol 3:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): IT'S AN EMINENCE FRONT 3:49 AM - Sun-El: if you said the wrong thing about alcohol, you'd have to go in front of them and eat your balls 3:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): :( 3:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): well it's a shifting thing 3:49 AM - Sun-El: plus ca change, c'est plus le meme chose 3:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it's all about having to play politics where you shouldn't have to, but someone will take what you say and use it against you where it matters the least 3:50 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): BOY THAT'S A GOOD RUSH SONG 3:50 AM - Sun-El: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTZOuvDFMDI&feature=related 3:50 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): anyway I wanna become a comics dude and shit but when I think about it, that will just make me more beholden to that kind of invisible law 3:50 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so I'd just have to hide that more and more 3:51 AM - Sun-El: yup 3:51 AM - Sun-El: here, this cuts to it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XTZOu vDFMDI#t=245s 3:51 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahaha Patrice is one big ass niguh 3:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahaha I like the short version more 3:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): This was probably 4 years after he got out of prison 3:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Which is my other favorite youtube clip 3:52 AM - Sun-El: man, i wish i had a tenth of patrice's charisma 3:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): You know when I reread the Hellblazer comic about prison I was like WHY IS HE TAKING CIGARETTES THEY'RE GONNA RAPE HIS ASS 3:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And then they acknowledged that and I was like oh shit they must've heard Patrice's story 3:53 AM - Sun-El: hahahahaha 3:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): ..............or watched Oz I guess or something 3:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Well you don't need Patrice's charisma anyway, if you just understand him and get him 3:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): If you get Patrice at all you have a gigantic head's up 3:54 AM - Sun-El: did you watch this vh1 black to the future thing with patrice? 3:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): no 3:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but I know he did webjunk 20! 3:54 AM - Sun-El: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWQcjMYsTY&feature=related 3:55 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): VH1 SOUL I DIDN'T GET THAT CHANNEL 3:55 AM - Sun-El: also, i knew rose on 227 was married to andrew kevin walker -___- 3:55 AM - Sun-El: who died of aids :( 3:56 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahaha you know only good come from light skin 3:57 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha they edited the finger spinning on the ball so tightly because you know it just kept falling off 3:57 AM - Sun-El: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo2GW4jL5MM&feature=related 3:58 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): GONNA WATCH ALL THIS SHIT 3:58 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): who allowed Nick Cannon to be on this shit? 3:58 AM - Sun-El: nick cannon's hilarious 3:59 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): NO 3:59 AM - Sun-El: he just took your school money! 3:59 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha 4:00 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha $100 you tell me who rose's husband was in real life 4:00 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): ....................PREDATOR 4:01 AM - Sun-El: the second predator 4:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Patrice doesn't fuck around with that knowledge 4:01 AM - Sun-El: jean claude van damme was the first 4:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): no come on 4:01 AM - Sun-El: they fired him for being short 4:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's ridiculous 4:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahahahahaha 4:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the firing I can believe 4:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the hiring him in the first place, no 4:01 AM - Sun-El: yeah, the predator was supposed to be athletic and shit 4:01 AM - Sun-El: but he's not scary when he's like 5'6" 4:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): this white broad's weird LA laughter 4:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): her fuckin west coast laughing on top of the tour bus laguhter 4:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Patrice is gold, everyone else 4:02 AM - Sun-El: patrice is gold all by himself 4:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it's like he's in another world where Patrice is naturally funny and everyone else is a fuckin plastic fraudulant cunt flap 4:02 AM - Sun-El: that broad was just holding him down 4:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yes 4:04 AM - Sun-El: look at this bitch buying flowers for herself 4:04 AM - Sun-El: everybody cry 4:05 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahahaha 4:05 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Fuck man 4:05 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): This is him phoninng it in on an off day for a bunch of nobidies 4:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): nobodies 4:06 AM - Sun-El: i KNOW 4:06 AM - Sun-El: I KNOW 4:06 AM - Sun-El: amazing 4:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I wanna listen to that entire thing about him going to prison 4:06 AM - Sun-El: "this is people with low self esteem trying to change the wizard of oz" 4:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It's not only insightful about prison it's insightful about society on the outside 4:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahahahaha 4:06 AM - Sun-El: "fuck that. that ugly bitch was evil" 4:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Fuckin new york phonies 4:06 AM - Sun-El: "AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT" 4:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It looks like it's the west coast but it's new york, it's all the same shit 4:07 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): http://youtu.be/dT8bQYtRrlk This must be an outtake 4:08 AM - Sun-El: no, that's from the full 80 min version 4:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): OSHIT 4:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Okay so the DVD has the full version 4:08 AM - Sun-El: the full version is SO MUCH BETTER than the edited version 4:08 AM - Sun-El: yes 4:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): THEN outtakes? 4:08 AM - Sun-El: yes!! 4:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Here's the thing is that Patrice died like when? 4:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It was November? 4:08 AM - Sun-El: yeah 4:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): That's when I bought this 4:08 AM - Sun-El: end of november 4:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It should be here already but no 4:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I wish it was here, we watched the pirated version, but we did our bit for king and country 4:09 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): we'll watch it again when we get it 4:09 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and the outtakes 4:09 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): But yeah, I haven't seen this shit yet :( 4:09 AM - Sun-El: i didn't know patrice was in gta4 4:09 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Where? 4:10 AM - Sun-El: he's on one of the radio stations 4:10 AM - Sun-El: he references it when he calls lazlow about ant not revealing his divorce on the black phillip show 4:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): LINL INK 4:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): by the way I have to post all of this to clapstrop 4:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): which is a fuckin horrid wasteland after we left 4:12 AM - Sun-El: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I6vHxlYBNI&feature=related 4:18 AM - Sun-El: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBm505wWlME 4:19 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahaha nice face 4:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): By the way a couple kinda overlooked guys who I think were equals were Greg Giraldo and Rob Schimmell 4:21 AM - Sun-El: greg giraldo was talented 4:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think all of them were horribly overlooked and hilarious and died way too soon 4:21 AM - Sun-El: but god, the drugs 4:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): All of them I think were massively talented and great 4:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Well the drugs he kicked for a while 4:21 AM - Sun-El: robert schimmel was so good for so long 4:22 AM - Sun-El: he was good when i was in middle school :( 4:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He died because he relapsed but the thing about a relapse is that you go back to your old dosage 4:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Well he went away for a long time because he had cancer 4:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And he came back for a really short time and died in a car accident :( 4:22 AM - Sun-El: i hope he was able to buy that car :( 4:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): haha 4:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I don't know but I did buy his CD 4:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I loved that album 4:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I also loved Comes Clean' 4:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He deserved better just for those two albums 4:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And fuckin Giraldo was another great from Tough Crowd 4:23 AM - Sun-El: yes 4:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He was a guy who could fuckin hang and died way too young because he had real life troubles 4:23 AM - Sun-El: giraldo got tough crowd like that 4:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): They were all different problems but they shouldn't be gone 4:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Him and Patrice got the show so harrrrrrrrrrd 4:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): What's really weird is I think that fuckin the other guy who was on Dr Katz a lot 4:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Dom Irrerra 4:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He's still alive 4:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And I think he's great 4:24 AM - Sun-El: dom irrerra is like colin quinn's prototype 4:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah 4:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think he's underappreciated 4:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): But he's a really weird guy too and I don't think he played the politics as well 4:25 AM - Sun-El: he used to tour everywhere back in the day 4:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah I remember him way back 4:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He was all over and I thought he was funny as fuck 4:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think Keith Robinson should be bigger too 4:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Kevin Hart is making it as he should at least, he's fuckin good 4:25 AM - Sun-El: keith robinson was wanda sykes' sidekick on her late night show 4:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Well as long as he has work 4:25 AM - Sun-El: i think that was his first regular tv role 4:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Dom I don't know where he is but I think he deserves work 4:26 AM - Sun-El: keith is the black colin quinn 4:26 AM - Sun-El: he's old now 4:26 AM - Sun-El: in his 60s 4:26 AM - Sun-El: i don't think he can work like he used to 4:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think Kevin might be funnier than the fuckin guy 4:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): The other shor tblack guy I'm so drunk I can't think of who he is 4:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And yeah Keith is old as fuck so now they just make fun of his age 4:27 AM - Sun-El: katt williams? 4:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah 4:27 AM - Sun-El: no, dom irrerra 4:27 AM - Sun-El: i mean, keith is old too 4:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I don't know why I can't remember anyone's names now 4:27 AM - Sun-El: but dom is like 65 4:27 AM - Sun-El: drank 4:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Dom and Keith and Colin are all old as fuck now they should have a show on comedy central called bitter old fuckin comedians 4:27 AM - Sun-El: hahahhaha 4:27 AM - Sun-El: at 3am 4:27 AM - Sun-El: i'd tivo it 4:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yes just before they go into shitty infomercials 4:28 AM - Sun-El: oh shit 4:28 AM - Sun-El: i just found some patrice on o&a i haven't heard yet 4:28 AM - Sun-El: with giraldo even 4:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): WEOASHIT 4:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): where link 4:28 AM - Sun-El: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gg6hl71vbA 4:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): this is probably new to me too 4:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): they had him on so many times 4:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's what's great about O&A is they appreciated stand ups 4:29 AM - Sun-El: no one else understands comedy like o&a do 4:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): When Patrice said, "I don't want to be his radio friend, I want to be his real friend," my eyes started tearing up. I wasn't feeling all too happy to begin with, but this sealed the deal. And I'm so glad I heard it; it's a very important clip. When you're used to such sarcastic, funny things from sarcastic, funny people, this can really shut you up and make you think... Fucking Greg, man... 4:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's a huge thing 4:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Stern had a lot of comedians but he had them as like foils 4:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): O&A had them for their honesty that they were telling in their acts 4:30 AM - Sun-El: stern's show is all about making stern look good 4:30 AM - Sun-El: stern can't let anyone look better than him 4:30 AM - Sun-El: even if he doesn't look bad, per se 4:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): only the ones who had the honesty in their acts though, they would weed out the ones who just did bits to do bits 4:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I used to like stern but he's fallen so far now 4:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think fusbit still likes stern 4:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he's too stuck on him 4:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): stern only does shows like 3 days out of the fuckin week now and his contract is for half a BILLION dollars 4:31 AM - Sun-El: which makes no sense 4:31 AM - Sun-El: any stern junkies still around will latch on to someone else 4:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think they're just stuck on him 4:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Cult of personality and shit 4:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Fuckin Patrice and Greg should never be gone 4:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It's just because they're gone their shit becomes pure gold 4:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): But also because they were so talented 4:35 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): PS http://jhohcable.deviantart.com/journal/WHY-LEAGUE-OF-LEGENDS- IS-FOR-FAGGOTS-280844855 4:35 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I still didn't read the thing about how Dane Cook is scraping along the bottom like he deserves 4:36 AM - Sun-El: maybe this dickhead shouldn't have got married and had kids 4:36 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha 4:36 AM - Sun-El: fucking manchild 4:36 AM - Sun-El: no one gets to do what they want to do after they have kids 4:37 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And then last night, he got on stage and was vicious, misogynistic, cruel, and arrogant. He talked about not paying for an abortion. He talked about finding some whore to fuck to take out his anger at his ex-girlfriend. He talked about how girls would do anything for him ‘because I'm me.’ He got mad when people were texting. ‘Dane Cook is onstage,’ he said. ‘Have some fucking respect.’ 4:37 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): The thing is that Dane Cook was NEVER not like this 4:37 AM - Sun-El: ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah 4:37 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): This was how he was at the beginning, that's part of what I liked about him at first 4:37 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but now he's gotten out of control with it 4:38 AM - Sun-El: actually 4:38 AM - Sun-El: what you were saying earlier 4:38 AM - Sun-El: about free speech 4:38 AM - Sun-El: what's happening now is worse 4:38 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but he doesn't know how to control it because all the fuckin skank bitch ass cunts in his audience loved everything he did 4:38 AM - Sun-El: because it's like patrice said 4:38 AM - Sun-El: the current generation is coming up and thinking that this is the right way to act 4:38 AM - Sun-El: to whine and complain and act all offended and wounded 4:39 AM - Sun-El: like that patton oswalt thing 4:39 AM - Sun-El: that CUNT who posted that blog 4:39 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Like people have the right to be offended over anyone else's rights 4:39 AM - Sun-El: it's bad enough when it's some humourless glaad sock puppet attacking tracy morgan 4:40 AM - Sun-El: but then when people in the industry decide to take it upon themselves 4:40 AM - Sun-El: to call you out 4:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It's weird because Tracy Morgan is an N PERSON!!!!!!!! but I actually have identified with him more than anyone else in the entire year of 2011 or even possibly the past 10 years 4:40 AM - Sun-El: he was on stage 4:41 AM - Sun-El: telling jokes 4:41 AM - Sun-El: what the fuck 4:41 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I remember Emily said WELL STILL HE WAS BEING VERY OFFENSIVE 4:41 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I wanted to fuckin cut her entire throat open like the fuckin terrorists 4:41 AM - Sun-El: hahahahahhaha 4:41 AM - Sun-El: no one is making watch tracy morgan 4:41 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I was more angry than Colin was at Anthony about being a dirty Tunesian 4:41 AM - Sun-El: change the fucking channel 4:41 AM - Sun-El: walk out 4:41 AM - Sun-El: just don't try to ruin his entire career 4:41 AM - Sun-El: because you don't like his fucking joke 4:41 AM - Sun-El: you fucking CUNT 4:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Emily is a nice girl too but the whole fuckin liberal mindset makes me want to seriously for real murder some niguhs 4:42 AM - Sun-El: you know i'm a fuckin bleeding heart liberal 4:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I wanted to kick cheri o teri or whoever does 30 rock 4:42 AM - Sun-El: but come on 4:42 AM - Sun-El: be reasonable 4:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the cunt from the hangover 4:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): she's from 30 rock but she's the same cunt to me and I wanted to kick her to death 4:43 AM - Sun-El: tina fey 4:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah 4:43 AM - Sun-El: because she sold him out 4:43 AM - Sun-El: immediately 4:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I want to kill her like a fey dragon in feralas when I am casting FIRE SHOCK 4:43 AM - Sun-El: and i lost a lot of respect for chris rock 4:43 AM - Sun-El: when he sold him out too 4:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I felt bad for chris rock actually 4:43 AM - Sun-El: i retweeted his first tweet in support 4:44 AM - Sun-El: because i thought he got it 4:44 AM - Sun-El: but they got to him too 4:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): at first he stood up for him, but I think he realized that if he was too strong on it then he'd suddenly start being pushed out 4:44 AM - Sun-El: they give you something 4:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so he had to make a political apology 4:44 AM - Sun-El: so they can threaten to take it away 4:44 AM - Sun-El: and control you 4:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah 4:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I know how he really feels 4:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): when you're in that position, you have to lie to everyone 4:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so I'm still on chris rock's side 4:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but not his public side, but his secret down deep inside side 4:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the one he can't say out loud 4:45 AM - Sun-El: yes :( 4:45 AM - Sun-El: his louis ck side 4:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the one that still believes that I don't want to live in a world where he can't say some fucked up crazy shit 4:45 AM - Sun-El: the side where he can do whatever he wants 4:45 AM - Sun-El: and not worry about feeding his family 4:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I'm not saying he should've apologized................ but I understand 4:46 AM - Sun-El: hahahahha 4:46 AM - Sun-El: exactly 4:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Chris Rock is in the worst position for that anyway 4:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think he made that twitter post, and immediately got like 10 people who were like WELL ACTUALLY SIR WHAT HE SAID WAS VERY HOMOPHOBIC AND HATEFUL 4:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): But he didnt' delete his post like Louis CK did 4:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He just made a followup 4:47 AM - Sun-El: yeah :( 4:47 AM - Sun-El: louis ck deletes tweets constantly though 4:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): In a way it was like he was saying I don't take back what I said, I'm just making the political fuckin uh whatever 4:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah 4:48 AM - Sun-El: so it's not like that's out of character for him 4:48 AM - Sun-El: man, i wish i was high and listening to this 4:48 AM - Sun-El: little gremlins poking my scalp with pitchforks 4:50 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahaha 4:50 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Well I can't get high anymore but I can drink 4:50 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I bet if we got dranked over at my place or at Stockdales it would be awesome 4:50 AM - Sun-El: drinking is too expensive and getting high isn't the move right now 4:50 AM - Sun-El: so i'll just have to be sober 4:51 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): IT'S CHEAP HERE 4:51 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): We're on the welfare food stamps and we can still get dranked 4:51 AM - Sun-El: ebt = eat better today 4:51 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha 4:51 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I've blwon an embarrassing amount of food stamps on fuckin premium shit actually 4:51 AM - Sun-El: that's the best 4:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah 4:52 AM - Sun-El: buying steak and shit 4:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I want a steak 4:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): even a cheap shitty one 4:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): pan fried 4:52 AM - Sun-El: you should buy a george foreman grill 4:52 AM - Sun-El: they make good steaks 4:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): THAT'S NO WAY TO FRY A STEAK 4:52 AM - Sun-El: really quickly 4:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): well maybe 4:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): with the grease bowl 4:53 AM - Sun-El: yes 4:53 AM - Sun-El: THAT YOU THROW AWAY 4:53 AM - Sun-El: unlike zseni's fatty friend 4:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha 4:53 AM - Sun-El: who dipped bread in it or some shit 4:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): you mean uwpp? 4:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): or her other friend? 4:53 AM - Sun-El: no, pod people is a milf 4:53 AM - Sun-El: some other friend 4:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): phew okay 4:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): canadian bitches can still be fuckable 4:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but oregon fuck no 4:53 AM - Sun-El: indeed 4:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): what about the scratchin is it def? FUCK NO 4:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I've been listening to 100 miles and runnin so much more 4:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): real niguhz 4:54 AM - Sun-El: yeah? 4:54 AM - Sun-El: you feeling it? 4:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): YO WUSUP NIGGAS AND NIGGETS 4:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): NWA BACK UP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA 4:54 AM - Sun-El: i listened to watch the throne al[/quote]