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[quote name="ndd"][quote name="Souffle of Pain"][quote name="ndd"]<img src="http://i.imgur.com/SPqYB.jpg"> here is a picture of russian best friend's kitten b/c cute[/quote] Is the Russian cuter? I just want to calibrate this correctly. Before I die I'm having a meaningful relationship with a Russian. Just once. Girl preferably but I'm getting to the point where I'll take an obnoxious, incomprehensible wingman named Piotr. [/quote] Rather. She is a tall, slim, blonde, beautiful young woman with predilections for smut, very high heels, leftist politics, shounen manga, cute punky boys, and no bullshit. And she's fluent in like four fucking languages! She is very hot and if I didn't think of her as a sister I'd be on that shit myself. Believe me, I should like nothing better than to marry her off to some worthy fellow. Not all Russians are such saints but, you know, if you can find one... Bonus: her emigre mother insists on saying stupidly cute things in semi-broken english. "Make romance time" for fucking, or "hooker" for the thing you hang over the back of a door to put your bathrobe on, or "cherish" instead of "pet" in sentences like "let's pet this cat!" I wrote a pile of gross generalizations re: Russians but then I felt disgusting. The tldr is: if you're serious, cruise russian/eastern euro specialty stores, or if you're in a big enough town there are probably a few russian-dominated bars/clubs. Just look it up on google for srs. Talk to the cashiers and bartenders etc., it's sort of a thing where nobody is going to <i>offer</i> you help even though they're all perfectly willing to provide it. Be smart, polite, and direct when it's called for, be okay with polite reserve or even coldness back. The warmth comes later and it is worth the wait. I've never gotten any extra starting-out cache from a Russian for knowing Russian or being interested in it, so ignorance should not be a drawback. Ring me if Piotr is single.[/quote]