Caltrops - Wall Street Kid





	[quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"]Thanks, they have some "You're a Pussy" funds with my 401(k) and I moved everything there. You don't get an envelope with a prospectus, what instead happens is the Hartford Deer fucks your girlfriend. I also found out the following -- APPARENTLY, you can choose where your funds are (which were mild-risk in my case) and where they are going (which I had set up for crazy shit, like funding an arcade sequel to 1941 called <b>1946 </b> that shipped without any fire buttons). I moved where my contributions were going to The Hartford PussyGold (TM), which sounds hot, but is in fact an even more limp-wristed view of the market than believed possible. The confirmation button for this switch is in Swish. I mean Swiss. the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey! [/quote]