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	[quote name="WITTGENSTEIN"]<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Dancing-Eternity-John-Patrick-Lowrie/dp/1603818103/ref=pd_rhf_p_t_1">http://www.amazon.com/Dancing-Eternity-John-Patrick-Lowrie/dp/1603818103/ref=pd_rhf_p_t_1</a> Here are some reviews: [quote]440 of 442 people found the following review helpful: 5.0 out of 5 stars Is good, September 20, 2011 By Heavy - See all my reviews This review is from: Dancing with Eternity (Paperback) Even if cannot read, you will like. Book is heavy so I throw at spy. He will never ever walk again.[/quote] [quote]5.0 out of 5 stars Maggots!, September 22, 2011 By Soldier - See all my reviews This review is from: Dancing with Eternity (Paperback) Having a book like this on my shelf is like having your cat at your funeral: it's not necessary, but it's nice! Why, every time I look up at this book and listen to that soothing Aussie's voice, my smile grows wider than the circumference on my bazooka! Anyone who doesn't listen to this book should be hung by their thumbs and beaten like a rented mule![/quote] [quote]5.0 out of 5 stars Ach, lad..., September 22, 2011 By Demoman - See all my reviews This review is from: Dancing with Eternity (Paperback) So! Ya bampot with your face like a skelpit erse, prancin' aboot writin' wee silly space-stories! Do ya think I doon the Dee on a digestive?! Ye ain't got the stones te write a proper bloody fable, ye prancin' nyaff! I would'nae use this rubbish tae light a fuse! Keep your pen in your pocket and your mind on the job, or ye'll find ye'self meetin' a sticky end! Still, using et as a shield may joost'ave saved my good eye from an ill-timed blast, so it's a grudgin' five stars for ye! ~Tavish DeGroot Demoman[/quote] [quote]5.0 out of 5 stars If you aren't 100% satisfied with this book, you can take it up with me!, September 23, 2011 By Saxton Hale (Australia) - See all my reviews This review is from: Dancing with Eternity (Paperback) Let me tell you, little fella, that a REAL MAN is one who isn't afraid to crack open a book, usually after cracking open some spines. And I am NOT referring to the spine of another book! In fact, top Australian scientists have found out that a good read is one of the healthiest things you can do for yourself! Not many people know this, but one of my favorite pastimes is keeping a rhinoceros in a headlock with my thighs while curling up with a good sci-fi novel, and "Dancing with Eternity" is one of those gems! Sometimes while having my midnight-snack steak I'll knock out a few chapters here and there, and when I awake the next morning I find several body-shaped holes in the walls. These shapes don't seem to match any of my staff members, so it is PROBABLY UNRELATED!! Regardless, although I was slightly disappointed in the lack of chapters focusing on disemboweling mimes, I am confident in giving this book my highest recommendation! If it doesn't cause your chest hair to burst into flames upon the first reading, I will personally suplex a hippie. In fact, I will most likely do so anyways! -Saxton Hale Australian CEO Mann Co. Help other customers[/quote] [quote]5.0 out of 5 stars ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES, September 23, 2011 By The Administrator - See all my reviews This review is from: Dancing with Eternity (Paperback) It is absolutely necessary that all mercenarial employees read this missive at once. I cannot stress enough the importance of this intelligence to our mission, and to me personally. Do not throw it at the enemy. Read it, then use its knowledge to COMPLETE THE MISSION. Do NOT fail me again. You have found this informative.[/quote] [/quote]