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[quote name="Mischief Maker"][quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]I don't think I'll be going out tomorrow :([/quote] Then I suggest you use that time to watch <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJG698U2Mvo" TARGET="new">The Great Happiness Space</A>, a documentary about male hosts in japan who are so suave they make $10K+ per night blue-balling women at their bar. Spoiler: <FONT COLOR="000000">despite being as successful with the ladies as they are, and making as much money at it as they do, they're not all that happy.</FONT> After that, I suggest you swallow your overblown pride a little bit. Why is it so unforgivable for you to have a brain fart while calculating change at the cash register? That's a pretty ridiculous standard of perfection you expect out of yourself. You think Jesus Christ never had a booger? If you gave a friend this much shit for making a slipup that minor, you'd be the world's biggest asshole. Why do you deserve any less from yourself? I guarantee you the checkout girl wasn't treating you weird for spacing on exact change, it was because you were being such a drama queen about that nickel. [youtube id=K7LO1PDm2O0][/quote]