Forum Overview :: Dr. Dan Buroker, M.D.'s Team Fortress 2 :: I don't even know WHY he hates it, other than that he sucks shit at games now

[quote name="WITTGENSTEIN"]I mean ok, yeah, you're 35+ years old and your stomach is so round you can't see your penis (how did you spawn two children anyways?), you have NO FUCKING TEETH and your hair has fallen out. Finally the greatest kick in the balls, you can't rocket jump like you could when you were 21 and playing Quake II. Their <a href="http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-Nd34phz/0/L/i-Nd34phz-L.jpg">regressing talent</a> at <a href="http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/957439412_cDdUj-L.jpg">video games</a> and <a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=131953">temper tantrums when a PC doesn't work out of the box</a> are well-documented. No need to shit all over the best multiplayer FPS ever made. [/quote]