Caltrops - The Knuckle Shuffle





	[quote name="Horrible Gelatinous Blob"][quote name="Noi Dau Don"]I've seen your stupid numbered chart before on r9k on 4chan. It makes me angry. [/quote] Why? Why would you do that to yourself? You're too beautiful for /r9k/. No wonder you're so angry. I don't know how /r9k/ was using that list, but I saw it as more of a categorization tool than any kind of hierarchy. Women are built differently from one another. Let's all appreciate the...inspirational variations in the female form. Can't we do that without descending into Thunderdome? [quote name="Noi Dau Don"]It makes me angry that there's no equivalent chart for men.[/quote] <a href="http://www.forbes.com/lists/2005/54/Worth_1.html">An easy joke</a>, but there's a grain of truth there. [quote name="Noi Dau Don"]If you want to complain about how that kind of man doesn't exist, remember you're competing with me. I am the man you can't live up to.[/quote] Who's complaining? If someone else's game is superior at every level, whining isn't going to change that. You've got to step your own game up. Losers lose, winners win. [quote name="Noi Dau Don"]Just like ordinary women are crushed under the covers of vogue and cosmopolitan and barely legal porn.[/quote] We've discussed this before, but you can't blame heterosexual men for those. That's gay men and straight women turning those cranks. Well, except for barely legal porn. But some niggas just like what they like. [quote name="Noi Dau Don"]I'm so angry, you'll never be able to imagine it.[/quote] I thought about replying to this with WHY AREN'T YOU SMILING? YOU SHOULD SMILE MORE but I figured you'd kill me with your mind for that, even intended facetiously.[/quote]