Forum Overview :: Still Life :: Choose Your Own Adventure: Corporate Fraud Edition

[quote name="Rafiki"]Every year I have to click through these mercilessly long presentations in order to take a test on some corporate policy that's mandated everyone understand, like how taking bribes is bad or honking a woman's breast is inappropriate. This year they wanted to try and teach me about how fraud is wrong, but as you'll see in a moment, not try really hard or anything. Embedded in the middle of this particular presentation was a little mini-game, and since games are fun it made learning fun!!! So I thought I'd share. <img src="http://randomwebsite1.homestead.com/files/fraud1.png"> This is the opening page. I think we can pretty much file this exercise under "Formality," seeing as how 2 of the 3 options count as correct and they establish a scenario no one would sympathize with. If this dumpy fatbeard came over to your desk asking about his candy, would you even respect him enough to give him an answer? Or would you just lean to the side and squeeze out a fart until he felt bad and left? From here I chose option C because at work you have to pretend to be polite. I wanted to pick A because it seemed the most hateful, although personally I wouldn't have ended it with "That's fraud," but instead, "You fucking idiot." <img src="http://randomwebsite1.homestead.com/files/fraud2.png"> Hahahaha, his "daughter." I'll give this game credit for its excellent writing. Perfectly capturing the fatty lie. In retrospect, "box" probably meant "suitcase." "It's like a box. They're both containers, same thing!" C is the obvious wrong answer because everyone doesn't win. I don't get to humiliate the fat man and make him pay for his chocolates. I picked A, even though I had to compromise on the lack of hateful fatty slurs. <img src="http://randomwebsite1.homestead.com/files/fraud3.png"> Another point for the writing. Perfectly capturing the fatty stubborness when it comes to free food. It's really helping me immerse myself in this adventure. These guys appear to be total pros, so this game will probably end true to life. I'll be huddled in the corner of a fatty basement as his enormous shadow looms over me. Then I throw my hands up and scream, "DON'T EAT ME," and then the screen goes ominously black. Let's find out! <img src="http://randomwebsite1.homestead.com/files/fraud4.png"> Guess not :( And fuck you, Brandon. Wasting my fucking time. And stop eating chocolates, you have the figure of a popsicle. [/quote]