Caltrops - Starcraft 2





	[quote name="Noi Dau Don"][quote name="Souffle of Pain"]Oh, fuck you. Those two bags of shit have written the worst stuff on the site.[/quote] Yeah but some of the best too. Like me! You guys have like - twelve years or something of my shitposting and grandstanding and occasional insight. Hopefully this post will fall under the last category. But I've never produced anything on the scale of Shacktown Thousandaires. [quote] Seeing how I'm not mentally 14 I don't need someone to "review" a game for me, but they have been crying for two solid weeks because someone wrote about a Blizzard game instead of them. Not that they'd have a single coherent thought between them, Shit Whisperer.[/quote] They're non-Euclidean, yeah. They don't really have beliefs or ideals and the thing that they definitely don't have is a sense of hypocrisy. It just doesn't exist for them, so dudes like you and me who are socially obligated to make sense can get ragetaint over it. We're hobbits, and they're whatever Smeagol turned into. Mercy, master! [quote]EVERYBODY hates them, it's only me and Zseni calling them on it. Hate isn't even right, they're just posting the same mediocre garbage they've always posted.[/quote] Yeah except I don't hate them, it's just that when they spaz out at me, I don't want to be around it. So the Creexes serve this one exquisitely useful purpose: they don't argue with honesty. As it turns out, the dude who was all AMERICAN MOVIES > ANIME in my thread the other day wasn't even really Sword Of Creexuls. But even then: you can bitch them out and they'll back off, but you can't make up reasons to do it, because lies and generalizations fill them with dwarven glee and they will troll you hard on your indefensible position. It turns out to be a fucking useful habit to get into, learning how to tell people the complete, unvarnished, intimate truth on the internets. It's also useful to learn how much and how terribly people lie and obfuscate and act avoidant even when they have imaginary names. I don't think I'd be able to exert anything like the kind of control I have over my communities if I hadn't been Creex-trained. The Creexes are fucking irritating at times, yes. Yes. They are that. But I don't want them to stop posting, I just want them to stop being mosquitoes. "Everyone hates them" is a generalization and can be proved untrue in loads of ways. Why say that when what you meant was "when you guys fuck around with millions of posts about how great you are, it makes me want to post less"? That <i>was</i> what you meant, right? So what's the rest of this: [quote] At some point they forgot that stories about them living in cages and being too poor to afford five dollars for pizza was the only reason they were tolerated. And they don't even bother to stick up for themselves, so I don't know why you would, you fucking faggot. It's hilarious that Pinback got them to spaz out like this, for weeks. WEEKS. HURRRR 8)8)8)8) There's only 20 people left who bother to come to this shitty site but it's totally not one of the three butt-fucking faggots from before who just randomly disliked a review, when nobody has bothered to comment one way or the other on the ones posted in the last two years, ho ho ho. Fuck you. FUCK YOU. You should delete every post of theirs that doesn't talk about how their mother raped them or locked them in the cellar or whatever. Also, Starcraft is a terrible fucking game with bad graphics and voice acting. FUCK YOU.[/quote] When was the last time this worked on anyone at Caltrops, much less the most tenacious bloodsuckers around? What did you actually want to have happen? [/quote]