Forum Overview :: Tales of the Sword Coast :: Who's secretly asking this?

[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="ount of time. Would that be a reall"] Do whores cure depression is what he's trying to ask, help him out QB![/quote] I'm sure if your self-esteem is low enough, whores would increase it, and I'm sure they'd also lower the self-esteem of other men. What I've always said to Jerry is to do what I did and wait until you've got absolutely nothing left to lose so that you don't give a shit if whoring leaves some lasting emotional scar, because you'd probably kill yourself anyway. It's great advice. Conveniently, I'll be in Thailand from the 23rd of July until the 29th of August courtesy of my wealthy girlfriend! 2 weeks motorcycling around the Northern mountains and through the jungles, and 3 weeks on the islands. I don't even plan on fucking whores would you believe! Such is the power of love (and money, beaches, jungles, and motorcycles). [1:54:21 PM] [Claire]: this one is good too [1:54:56 PM] [Claire]: my heart to you is given: Oh, do give yours to me; we;ll lock them up together, and throw away the key. [1:55:06 PM] [Claire]: hahaha funny but cute [1:55:17 PM] [QB]: i like that one better [1:56:34 PM] [Claire]: if we have our key, too. please don't throw away. [1:56:57 PM] [QB]: why not? [1:57:34 PM] [Claire]: haha [1:57:39 PM] [Claire]: joking [1:57:41 PM] [Claire]: baby [1:57:55 PM] [QB]: i don't get the joke [1:57:59 PM] [Claire]: no [1:58:01 PM] [Claire]: you get it [1:58:08 PM] [QB]: you don't want me to throw away the key because you're not sure we should stay together? [1:58:15 PM] [Claire]: hahaha [1:58:19 PM] [Claire]: i am joking baby [1:58:33 PM] [Claire]: i would like you to throw away the key of course [1:58:57 PM] [QB]: i'll keep the key under the doormat [1:59:05 PM] [QB]: in case a white girl comes along [1:59:28 PM] [Claire]: and give me the spare one, [1:59:41 PM] [Claire]: no! no under the doormat!! [1:59:51 PM] [Claire]: no what are you talking about white girl? [1:59:57 PM] [Claire]: throw away the key [2:00:01 PM] [Claire]: don't keep it [2:00:21 PM] [Claire]: are you trying to make a joke, too? [2:00:29 PM] [QB]: yes [2:00:37 PM] [Claire]: no [2:00:58 PM] [Claire]: you are not allowed to make this kind of joke [2:01:15 PM] [Claire]: otherwise you will make me sad [2:01:43 PM] [Claire]: you go throw away the key and come stay with me by my side. [2:02:03 PM] [Claire]: and never see another woman or old lady too!! [2:02:19 PM] [QB]: the lock on my heart doesn't take a key [2:02:21 PM] [QB]: it's a combination lock [2:02:24 PM] [QB]: with a code [2:02:40 PM] [Claire]: ok give the me code [2:02:51 PM] [Claire]: give me the code [2:02:58 PM] [QB]: a-n-d-r-e-w [2:03:10 PM] [Claire]: andrew like the gay [2:03:44 PM] [Claire]: ok you can not change your code otherwise i will break that god damn conbination lock [2:04:27 PM] [Claire]: dare you try [2:05:16 PM] [Claire]: and if you dare give out the code of yours. [2:05:41 PM] [QB]: if you smash the lock, the heart will be open for anyone to take [2:05:42 PM] [Claire]: i will give my code on the internet. everyone can see it [2:05:49 PM] [QB]: no [2:06:05 PM] [QB]: if you want me for yourself your father will have to buy a better lock for my heart, then [2:06:16 PM] [QB]: a lock that good [2:06:26 PM] [QB]: costs about 5 million Australian dollars [2:06:30 PM] [QB]: a lock with a golden key [2:06:54 PM] [Claire]: no [2:07:00 PM] [QB]: a bargain! [2:07:09 PM] [Claire]: i won't give you a better lock [2:07:34 PM] [Claire]: coz you will still make the spare keys to some other pussys [2:07:54 PM] [QB]: not with a 5 million dollar lock [2:08:12 PM] [Claire]: if i want to smash you down, i will smash you at once. you don't even need a heart anyomre [2:08:21 PM] [QB]: ok [2:08:27 PM] [QB]: anyway [2:08:47 PM] [QB]: perhaps find another metaphor[/quote]