Caltrops - Tales of the Sword Coast





	[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Mischief Maker"][quote name="Quétinbec"]I read "the Gnome" fairy tales over Skype.[/quote] Ha ha! I love how you put "the Gnome" in quotes to try to imply that I came up with that name and it was not, in fact, the term you, yourself came up with as a caption to put under a photo of her. No, no! You were never unhappy about marrying this girl whose only source of attraction for you was her bank account. It's love, damnit! LOVE![/quote] Gnomes can be sexy and we'd all fuck an elf. The looks thing is a big deal, but with time she's becoming more attractive to me. I've even masturbated to pictures of her: [6/3/2010 1:00:14 PM] [QB]: i was busy last night. i didn't get time to masturbate [6/3/2010 1:00:43 PM] [Claire]: normally, you must have to done at least once for a day. [6/3/2010 1:00:50 PM] [QB]: yeah, once or twice [6/3/2010 1:00:59 PM] [QB]: there's a picture of yours i took in taiwan that i masturbate to [6/3/2010 1:01:04 PM] [QB]: i've masturbated to it twice [6/3/2010 1:01:17 PM] [Claire]: if you escape one day then you will denifely want to have sex next day [6/3/2010 1:01:30 PM] [QB]: it can be a good thing [6/3/2010 1:01:34 PM] [QB]: keeps my energy levels up [6/3/2010 1:01:40 PM] [QB]: the picture is of just your face [6/3/2010 1:01:44 PM] [QB]: i think i took it in a temple [6/3/2010 1:01:48 PM] [QB]: i don't know why i find it so sexy [6/3/2010 1:02:36 PM] [Claire]: you wank yourself by the photo u took me in the temple? [6/3/2010 1:02:44 PM] [QB]: yes [6/3/2010 1:02:48 PM] [Claire]: there is god in there? [6/3/2010 1:02:52 PM] [QB]: no [6/3/2010 1:02:55 PM] [QB]: it's outside the temple [6/3/2010 1:03:02 PM] [QB]: by the bird [6/3/2010 1:03:11 PM] [QB]: near that fishing village we ate lunch at [6/3/2010 1:03:14 PM] [Claire]: tat's weird then [6/3/2010 1:03:20 PM] [QB]: yes, weird and disgusting for you [6/3/2010 1:03:26 PM] [Claire]: haha [6/3/2010 1:03:28 PM] [QB]: but, it's a picture of your face [6/3/2010 1:03:38 PM] [QB]: and it's high resolution, so i can zoom in on your eyes [6/3/2010 1:03:56 PM] [QB]: it's cute [6/3/2010 1:04:05 PM] [QB]: and because it's so big, it's like you're right there [6/3/2010 1:04:10 PM] [Claire]: hahaha tat's very awkard but sweet [6/3/2010 1:04:29 PM] [Claire]: toilet brb [6/3/2010 1:04:32 PM] [QB]: well, it's a disgraceful thing to tell a girl you masturbate to her photos [6/3/2010 1:04:53 PM] [QB]: creepy too [6/3/2010 1:04:56 PM] [QB]: but you don't mind, right? [6/3/2010 1:07:24 PM] [Claire]: if i didn't love you. i would find it creepy and disgusting [6/3/2010 1:07:56 PM] [Claire]: but beucase i love you so i wouldn't mind my boyfriend wank off himself by his girlfriend's photo [6/3/2010 1:08:06 PM] [QB]: well, i'd prefer nude photos [6/3/2010 1:08:06 PM] [QB]: but i make do [6/3/2010 1:11:03 PM] [QB]: anyway [6/3/2010 1:11:07 PM] [QB]: i really miss our sex [6/3/2010 1:11:59 PM] [Claire]: yeah me too luky. it will be fine if you go to the toilet to wank urself off now [6/3/2010 1:12:16 PM] [QB]: no, i'm not going to wank now [6/3/2010 1:12:20 PM] [QB]: it'll make me sleepy [6/3/2010 1:12:23 PM] [QB]: and i've got lots of work to do The bigger issue is that her Father's a control freak who'd never give me or her a job worth having. He's gone through 5 secretaries in a year. When they leave, he says they can't handle the pressure. He takes Claire to meetings and pays her well but gives her no responsibility. She wants to become an air hostess to escape it. If that doesn't work, she said she'll marry me. Over the next 6 months, I'm going to spend a shitload of money and travel the world to see if I can find an alternative, but if I can't, I'm going to go along with it. [/quote]