Caltrops - Laurence Fishburne's Dance Dance Revolution





	[quote name="Noi Dau Don"]<a href="http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Stormy">This guy</a> <i>hates</i> me the way Tom Chick hates America's soldiers when America's soldiers don't agree with everything he says. But said guy also showed up in my community (despite hating me before he ever got there.) And then shit happened and THEN we had a long midnight chat about it. Here's an excerpt. <font color=blue>NDD:</font> I'm not going to walk you through your own history <font color=blue>NDD:</font> It's long and extensively documented <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> Most would call that actual stalking <font color=blue>NDD:</font> It would be fucking stupid of me to overlook it, would it not. Just like you were nervous about my rep. He was skurrd of me because my dick so beefy, or more appropriately: because it took me just under three months to become the most famous boy on LJ, swamping years of his laborious creeping. Shh! I learned all of it from you guys. <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> as opposed to the imaginary stalking I've never done. <font color=blue>NDD:</font> Also don't fuck around with scary words with me, I am way past that level. <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> ...scary words?? <font color=blue>NDD:</font> Look, you and I could be having a much more interesting conversation. <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> I'm sure Otaku is right now with everyone on his AIM <font color=blue>NDD:</font> But you're trying to run the same plays on me that you've run on mods from tons of other comms. How do I know? BECAUSE THEY TELL ME ABOUT IT. <font color=blue>NDD:</font> Fuck one of them is asleep in my living room right now. <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> ... And who is that? The mod in question actually does exist and actually was passed out in my living room at the time. She runs an RP with several thousand characters in it. She's also kind of my special lady friend. <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> Please, do tell. <font color=blue>NDD:</font> And I wanna do more with you than they have. <font color=blue>NDD:</font> I wanna do better with you than they have. <font color=blue>NDD:</font> You've got a lot of brilliant energy that would be so good in threads and in the community as a whole. <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> Who is this mod who has issues with me? Fuck, Dude, it's my special lady friend. <font color=blue>NDD:</font> Fuck you, first off I wouldn't tell you, and second off who said "issues" - we're talking about a reporting of history. <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> No I mean what community does this person run that they feel qualified to complain to you about me? <font color=blue>NDD:</font> Do you honestly think that I ought to tell you anything my source? What is the OPTIMAL outcome from such a conversation? <font color=blue>NDD:</font> Best case scenario - what do I get out of telling you that. This was a rhetorical question with an answer, part of which involved less of her sleeping in any part of my house. But I couldn't tell him that. Just stay away from my special lady friend, man! <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> That you tell me and then I finally get told to my face who has these problems with me? <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> And actually talk about it? <font color=blue>NDD:</font> ...Right so what does this do for me. <font color=blue>NDD:</font> Seeing as how you were just sucking your paws about IMing me in the first place. <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> Well you were the one who decided to tell me they were even there. <font color=blue>NDD:</font> Is there some sort of - ambient guilt that you'd like me to feel? <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> .... No? <font color=blue>NDD:</font> Some sort of situational fairness that I'm supposed to make happen? <font color=blue>NDD:</font> Then shut up about my source and deal with the issue at hand. <font color=blue>NDD:</font> You are an interesting person. Why isn't that good enough for you? <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> So is this source like someone who makes it their business to stalk me and know everything about me? Ahahahahaha Dude is afraid of being stalked. The way deeply closeted fags are afraid of Halloween in WeHo. <font color=blue>NDD:</font> Seriously, I am IRL shaking my head here. <font color=blue>NDD:</font> You cannot assume that people have an obligation to be fair to you. <font color=blue>NDD:</font> Nobody gets that. Nobody in the world! <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> Does whatever I did in an RP make it okay for people to post my phone number and address and high school on my ED page? <font color=blue>NDD:</font> Red herring. <font color=blue>NDD:</font> I did none of those things, nor do I know anyone who did. <font color=blue>NDD:</font> I don't have to answer for them, and they have nothing to do with the situation at hand. <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> Your source probably does?? <font color=blue>NDD:</font> And THAT is paranoia pure and simple. <font color=blue>NDD:</font> You're making it hard to stay with you here. <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> I would love to assume that people have an obligation to be fair to me! <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> But they don't. <font color=red><b>That Dude From The Article:</b></font> You have some sort of intense psychological optimism that I cannot understand. You are simultaneously triggering my insecurities and telling me this is a good thing, and trying to be my friend after just doing the only thing I didn't want you to. I triggered him. I'm a triggerer. Then I stole all his friends and left him crying by the roadside. No, but seriously. It actually happened. Why don't the Creexes have an ED page? [/quote]