Forum Overview :: Biohazard: Code Veronica :: INC really enjoyed the "classier" line too.

[quote name="Fussbett"]INC: whoa, I missed SB and V breaking up Sanitario666: yeah, and then the SB formula for computer dating, complete with math breakdown INC: it worked for him, case closed Sanitario666: I dated some girls, here's my expert advice INC: <i>Assessing people based upon their profiles is an acquired skill like any other. Some girls are going to be happy that you didn't waste their time and just asked them out to coffee in your initial email. Some are classier, more reserved, and you're going to need a couple emails before popping that question.</i> INC: haha INC: "Coffee? What kind of trash do you think I am?" INC: "Next you'll be asking me to see a movie sitting right next to you." INC: classier! INC: haha classier Sanitario666: yeah, look at that master lockpick, cracking the code of women INC: I really miscalculated with that coffee invitation. I should have suggested brandy by the fire. Sanitario666: With the coffee sluts you barely need to try. Sanitario666: But the classier women. Sometimes 3 e-mails. THREE! INC: pushing the brevity limit INC: "Look, I usually don't send a third email, but you seem classy." "Oh, I think I've already met you. Is your name Joe Camel?" <i>[I think INC means Joe "four20/Marlboro Man" Yance here? --Fussbett]</i> INC: haha bragging about both rejecting women and (classy) way he does it INC: the mods love his rejection letters INC: "Would you be interested in writing up some generic ones for our less-than-genius-level members' use?" Sanitario666: Only he would be able to even MEET a mod on a dating site Sanitario666: Who knew they had mods!? INC: yeah, who knew they INC: exactly INC: first contact was probably sending a list of suggested changes to the site Sanitario666: he probably tried to ban a couple of women Sanitario666: (for being too classy and rejecting even his 4th e-mail) INC: "They don't understand how this works."[/quote]