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Notes From Underground, #1029488
[quote name="Noi Dau Don"]<font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: see, there's a trick to it <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: a technique <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: and what works for some women will not work for all <font color=ff0099><b>anorgasmic woman:</b></font>: Some people's ladybits are not as sensitive as they should be, either <font color=ff0099><b>anorgasmic woman:</b></font>: And some people's are OVERsensitive <font color=blue>NDD:</font>: "should be" <font color=aqua><b>adorable kink slut:</b></font> I-I love to go down on girls, but I am so super shy about it with guys for some stupid reason--but the first time I did it the guy...finished...in my mouth without warning me and it tasted terrible because he ate really terrible food just all the time. So that could be part of the apprehension. I'm getting over it. <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: but most importantly, you have to listen and feel for reactions. You have to PAY ATTENTION don't just go in all LALALALALALALAL <font color=ff0099><b>anorgasmic woman:</b></font>: I belong in the "not as much sensation" category <font color=antiquewhite><b>Chinese rape fetishist:</b></font> haha, I--- I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT AM I <font color=blue>NDD:</font>: "should be" - take it back Anorgasmic, that is not a term I wish to hear used on cunts. <font color=ff0099><b>anorgasmic woman:</b></font>: Man shut up, I wish my ladybits were more sensitive <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: wat <font color=antiquewhite><b>Chinese rape fetishist:</b></font> he actually didn't get a chance too because as he was about to do it <font color=ff0099><b>anorgasmic woman:</b></font>: MAYBE THEN I COULD HAVE AN ORGASM :| <font color=antiquewhite><b>Chinese rape fetishist:</b></font> I was all "WHOA WAIT A MINUTE WHAT ARE YOU DOING" <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: the clitoris has several times more nerve endings in it then the entire male phallus <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: Anorgasmic has a point <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: that's just biology <font color=aqua><b>adorable kink slut:</b></font> It's like speaking in Greek to explain to anyone that your clitoris actually requires firm, heavy stimulation. <font color=aqua><b>adorable kink slut:</b></font> They're always like <font color=aqua><b>adorable kink slut:</b></font> "...what? ...are you sure?" <font color=ff0099><b>anorgasmic woman:</b></font>: OH MY GOD I KNOW <font color=aqua><b>adorable kink slut:</b></font> And turn into stuttering daisies about the whole thing <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: psh <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: PSH <font color=ff0099><b>anorgasmic woman:</b></font>: The best was when I was like "Listen, you like more pressure on your dick, not less right? SAME THING." <font color=ff0099><b>anorgasmic woman:</b></font>: And he just kind of looked at me <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: well, the majorit of what you'll hear from other women is that you should be a bit more gentle with it... at first <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: but if your lover tells you one thing THEN DO IT <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: jeeze <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: it's not <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: that hard <font color=ff0099><b>anorgasmic woman:</b></font>: NO I LIKE ROUGH SEX THANK YOU <font color=aqua><b>adorable kink slut:</b></font> Yes, and every magazine and how-to-please-ladies site out there is like THE CLITORIS IS A DELICATE FLOWER, DON'T TOUCH IT DIRECTLY, GO ~AROUND~ IT <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: The tongue is a very powerful muscle. If she wants it used to its fullest extent, then do it <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: Numb lips be damned <font color=ff0099><b>anorgasmic woman:</b></font>: lskdjfa;sldjf whaaaaaaaaat that's dumb <font color=ff0099><b>anorgasmic woman:</b></font>: Are you serious <font color=ff0099><b>anorgasmic woman:</b></font>: Who writes those things <font color=aqua><b>adorable kink slut:</b></font> I am completely serious <font color=ff0099><b>anorgasmic woman:</b></font>: OBVIOUSLY NOT WOMEN <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: They're written for a majority perspective, actually <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: so it's the majority of women that feel that way <font color=ff3300><b>waifu man:</b></font>: /shrug <font color=blue>NDD:</font>: /crosses legs uncomfortably <hr></hr> CALTROPS, YOUR CHALLENGE IS: guess the sexual orientation (straight, gay, bi, other) of each participant in this conversation.[/quote]