Forum Overview :: Dwarf Fortress :: NO YOU COME ON

[quote name="Fussbett"][quote name="Mischief Maker"]Cripes, I'd be depressed if people's expectations of me were as low as yours apparently are for Jerry.[/quote] Well we wouldn't want Jerry to get depressed. Here's what we know about Jerry: great posts, lies, fear, and laziness. I may have low expectations, but you haven't been listening to him at all. People like Jerry get fat because they're lazy and depressed. If they had the drive and interest to make home made soups, they wouldn't be so fat in the first place. I understand this because although I'm not fat, I'm very lazy -- I walk between both worlds, like a fat medium. I can see how it happens, as food is a chore for those of us disinterested in it, so why not eat the easiest stuff possible? And Jerry is an extreme case. Making broccoli soup may not be difficult, but neither is talking to a cashier at Safeway or going to a coffee shop. He's lost 25 lbs on his post-apocalyptic + bananas diet. Let's see how far it goes.[/quote]