Forum Overview :: Dwarf Fortress :: Oh, COME ON!

[quote name="Mischief Maker"]Cripes, I'd be depressed if people's expectations of me were as low as yours apparently are for Jerry. Dude's been going through this diet eating fucking meat twinkies from the dollar store and expressing his frustration that he's not losing nearly as much weight as expected. I suggest he try eating a vegetable or two during this diet then give him the easiest. recipe. ever. And what does Fussbett say? "Gasp! You couldn't possibly expect Jerry to be able to boil water and then operate a blender!" Give Jerry a <I>little</I> credit, jesus! While I'm happy for you that your checkup went so well, eating vegetables <I>really isn't</I> the complex Atkins-esque boutique diet fad that you seem to think it is. The sooner Jerry reduces or removes Wal-Mart MREs from his diet, the sooner he'll stop looking like a Wal-Mart customer. Admittedly, my followup recipe for BASIC FUCKING TOMATO SAUCE was a bit more complicated as it involves chopping an onion. This should help you through it, Jerry: [youtube id=TwGBt3V0yvc] I certainly hope this monumentally difficult task doesn't snap your mind and crush your spirit.[/quote]