Forum Overview :: Dwarf Fortress :: No offense, but if I lose the weight and it turns out I look like you underneath

[quote name="I'm going to be so disappointed :("]My desire to lose weight springs from a telephone conversation I had with my dad earlier this year, in which he asked if I still look like that guy from Die Hard 3. At first I thought he meant Bruce Willis (because yeah, that's pretty much how I see it), but the fact he said "Die Hard 3" instead of just "Die Hard" was troubling. That's when I made the mistake of asking which guy he was talking about. Eventually we figured out it was Kevin Smith in Die Hard 4: Live Free or Die Hard, and instead of being able to congratulate myself on my encyclopedic knowledge of who was in which Die Hard I just wanted to crawl in a hole and die.[/quote]