Caltrops - Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball





	[quote name="bombMexico"]Not unlike at Pearl Harbor, the Japanese have <a href="http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/02/09/news_6118220.html">invaded</a> our land and strafed the deck of our nations gentle hacking community as they slumber. The assault is new to our shores, but they turned on themselves first. X-box user numbers have barely reached triple digits in Japan, but thats not enough to overcome the inherent perversion the Japanese apply to everything they touch, as hacker groups were found, sued, and probably executed for making and selling all-titty copies of DOA. Most of these are from a group with the impossibly gay name of Ninjahackers (although they did do some Ninja Gaiden hacks so maybe its ok, still, NINJAHACKERS for fucks sake). I couldnt find any of the nekkid volleyball ones. They went nuts on those. It wasnt enough to have the nudity, they altered the character game models so there'd be a little bump where the nipples are supposed to be. Dedication to the art or new levels of sad? Either way, i never downloaded the hack, so it, like the Dreamcast and mexican work ethic, are gone to us forever. <img src="http://perso.wanadoo.fr/doa3skin/images/screenshot/bayman/captain%20america/bayman2.jpg"></img> No shield hack? GAY <img src="http://www.homegamers.com/doacentral/Gallery/NinjaHacker/snake.jpg"></img> “Is it possible for love to bloom on the battlefiel- <b>throat punch</b> <img src="http://img130.exs.cx/img130/930/soul000000058kl.jpg"> This is a crime. time wasted on this couldve been used making topless Taki TRY HARDER <img src="http://img130.exs.cx/img130/1993/22yq.jpg"></img> Mitsurugi-san about to be murdered by fucking <b>Spider-Man</b> (under his alias spawn) <img src="http://www.homegamers.com/doacentral/Gallery/NinjaHacker/1rachel.jpg"></img> Throw green dragon jizz on her tits and its SO RACHEL <img src="http://www.homegamers.com/doacentral/Gallery/NinjaHacker/!tina-rip-torn.jpg"></img> tina-rip-torn.jpg? Heh, yeah, no. I remember this skin, and I believe then it was called RAPED TINA, nice try tho pervs. And hey, thanks for not adding blood trailing down her legs or bruises or anything, Jesus Christ already. And why isnt she CRYING?! <img src="http://www.homegamers.com/doacentral/Gallery/NinjaHacker/post-7-1074931201.jpg"></img> PEEK-A-BOO! The hacker was like, “Are tattoos cooler on ass cracks or tits? Wait, I know, BOTH!” [/quote]