Forum Overview :: Bayonetta :: Waiter, this steak doesn't taste like a salad. I would like a refund.

[quote name="Horrible Gelatinous Blob"][quote name="FABIO"]And that was really the whole point that this board's closet gay and pretend gay missed like so many successful relationships: that for every over the top cutscene of something funny (the normal person reaction to the 2nd clip, not a crusty plasma screen) you have 10 solid minutes of droning anime garbage. If you want to subject yourself to something that awful for a little fictional T&A you might as well start watching True Blood and at least get flashes of naked human boob.[/quote] So your point was that anime sucks? Congratulations, I don't think you'll find anyone here who disagrees with you on that point. Hey, I have an idea: since Bayonetta is a video game, why don't you complain about the GAMEPLAY? Since, you know, we're talking about missing the point and all. "Japanese video game has unbearably shitty writing and voice acting." Thanks for that update. No one over the age of 12 picked up Bayonetta because of its "fictional T&A." They picked it up for the gameplay. If you're going to fag out in yet another pretty pink tantrum about the writing, then you should expect people (hint: me) to rebut with similarly inconsequential aspects of the game. It's a slapfight over semantics, because neither the droning anime garbage nor the milfy slutmonster poses are the point of the game. How long are you going to hate things for the wrong reasons? Hate Avatar because of its paper-thin characterizations and offensive racial allegories, not because it endorsed Pepsi over Coke. Hate Bayonetta because it doesn't break new ground in the DMC stylish hard action genre, not because its cutscenes are generic idiotic anime writing. Hate Calvin & Hobbes because...well, I don't even know why you would hate Calvin and Hobbes. Even I have to admire your commitment to the cause on that one; you're a cold motherfucker. I, of all people, accept that haters are gonna hate. But damn, FABIO: put some real effort into it and leave the low-hanging fruit for YouTube commenters and Qt3.[/quote]