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	[quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"][quote]<b>(3:40:02 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: The only real downside is that it's always up to me and Jso to make clapstro interesting. 8) </b>[/quote] I was okay with all of it until I got to this line. Interesting? You think you're making Caltrops interesting? Let me rephase that. <b>You</b> think <b>you</b> are making Caltrops interesting? Two and a half years ago I posted <a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=70148">this</a>. Two years ago, I posted -- <a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=78748">well</a>, it was post ID 78748, and: <img src="http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/6396/thereveal01.png"> <img src="http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/5655/thereveal02.png"> That's right. A creation of mine got you so worked up that for years ... YEARS you thought there was some agitated asshole in Massachusetts (haha) who just got so OMG ANGRY with your posting that he wanted your address, wanted to egg your car and wanted to find you and track you down and flip keyboards at you. OH BUT IT WAS REALLY WROM, yeah, well, for a while there I know I thought if you said it a bunch of times, when I went into phpMyAdmin, it would be true. You think you trolled someone this week? You don't know what trolling is. Don't get me wrong, I found your thread funny as shit and having Orson Welles there go "HAHA" is probably your best work in ages. I'm not being sarcastic, I seriously laughed out loud when I saw that. But let's not get crazy here with sucking our own dicks. I got you worked up over 2+ years to the point where you wrote the names of one of my creations on a hand weight and used it as the crux for your OWN thread to rope people in. I couldn't own you any more in this -- ALL of this - if I gave birth to you. You didn't seriously think that my only contributions to the website I love and sweat and would die for are just slowly promoting an article here and there and taking forever to update the front page, did you? <i>Did</i> you? I do want to leave you with this: when you're giving a shit, you're legitimately one of the twenty funniest people I've ever known. We all look for shortcuts as we get older, and I still generally enjoy your stuff. But if you're going to do this sort of thing on MY bulletin board, I expect a little more goddamn effort than a three day fuse from start to finish. You could have had these rubes going for a month. When you go to sleep tonight and you're in that peaceful state right between consciousness and that gentle knot of peace, I want you to remember. I want you to remember the name of the one man who beat you. the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey! [/quote]