Caltrops - Tales of the Sword Coast





	[quote name="Backup whore poster"]One of my best fucks was this relatively high-priced whore who was visiting town and announced it on the review boards. One look at her perfect tits was all it took for me to book my appointment in advance. When I got to the hotel I called her booker and was told she wasn't quite ready for me and to wait in the bar until she called me back. That's a conundrum because I'm a lightweight and when I've had a few I can't get it up, so I was trying hard not to get nervous while drinking soda water and eating some sort of appetizer I'd ordered. Then it occurred to me the reason I wasn't being called up was because she was with another client! That didn't help. Finally the booker called and gave me the room number. As I was walking down the hallway to her room, I passed an older guy walking the other way to the elevators. I was convinced he was the previous client! I almost asked how good she was! I was getting really turned off at this point. Luckily she was as stunning as her photos - sandy blonde hair and tanned. We lay on the bed for a while kissing and touching, and then she started to pull me closer. I was shocked, because I wasn't wearing a condom, and I always imagined these higher-end girls would be even more insistent than my usual Asian fare. We were saying sexy things to each other and I tried to come up with a way of asking about protection without sounding like a shrill cunt. I forget what I actually said, but she got very flustered and apologized profusely, explaining she got me confused with a regular who she knew well enough to fuck bareback. What a story! Confused with a regular? And that would get you bareback privileges? Of all the lies to tell, that was the worst possible one to choose. Why not be better prepared for that question? The first fuck was good but as usual I came way too fast. She immediately said, "Well, we'll just call that the warmup." So much for your theory, QB! TWO POPS! While we were resting she talked about the agency who booked her and the woman who ran it, who she called "the biggest slut on both coasts." It was a strange thing for a whore to say, but I think in retrospect it was a compliment, as in one of the most prolific hookers. I thought maybe by that point I'd be considered a regular, but she pulled out a condom as soon as we began again. The second fuck was much better, as you would expect. This is why I always want two pops. [/quote]