Forum Overview :: Tales of the Sword Coast :: I don't need this, I've had a terrible day :(

[quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]I was at the Safeway today and noticed the Chiquita bananas all have Super Monkey Ball Wii stickers on them. I've been eating Dole bananas exclusively for the better part of the last decade for the sole reason of them being the bananas in the original Super Monkey Ball on GameCube and now I don't know what's going on and I'm having a little bit of an existential crisis so excuse me if I don't have time to talk about Captain F-ing America with you. Also I think I kind of want to fuck Chiquita Banana and cum in her hat, but that's impossible because she's just a sticker <i>or is she?</i>[/quote]