Forum Overview :: Tales of the Sword Coast :: Well I've never bought a whore but I did buy a copy of Hustler once

[quote name="Hans Clastorp"]This was back when I moved into a shithole basement room because things were going south with my baby mama. I couldn't afford a computer or internet connection (or tv or dvd player or any thing at all really), so I decided to buy a copy of Hustler. For this operation I chose to go to an tiny little out-of-the-way convenience store that I wouldn't normally have any reason to go to. I made a bit of a show of browsing the covers from behing the counter, as if I was making some kind of discriminating choice, then was like "Yeah I'll take a copy of Hustler?" Fortunately everyone kept their cool and I got my out without incident. That single copy of Hustler was my sole jerk-off material for six months. I was just reminded of it because I'm moving and found it in my closet! I keep it around in case there's a sustained power outage.[/quote]