Forum Overview :: Tales of the Sword Coast :: Re: NO U

[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Horrible Gelatinous Blob"] Spare time? Unemployed people have a lot of spare time too. That's not exactly a bragging right. [/quote] FUCK SPARE TIME! Imagine being forced to do whatever you want like a fucking bum! [quote name="Horrible Gelatinous Blob"] Because you're such a secretive, private person, right? Get the fuck outta here with that. [/quote] I don't want to be a bore. No one here would give a shit that I'm seeing a 22 y/o Filipino waitress (who knows about my whoring) and a 34 y/o Kiwi (who doesn't) as "girlfriends". Do you want me to post about my dates with them? They're fucking boring. We go for dinner. We come back and drink and then play Singstar. Hilarious. I have real life friends I can bore with that. However, I only have three people I can talk to about my whoring in person, so that's where Caltrops comes in and allows me to get it off my chest better. Because I feel guilty about it and it feels better to talk about it here. Consequently, you get a very warped view of me. I mean, you're right about a lot of things, but I have a shitload of spare time and money. Of course I get up to a lot of things, but they're either not very interesting to talk about here, or they're things I've already talked to death with friends. [quote name="Horrible Gelatinous Blob"] Hahaha, no they won't! I can see why you think that, because the breadth and depth of your experience with women has been limited to a sticky-fingered Romanian (who sensed your attraction for her and milked it for every drop), countless whores (who tolerate "almost anything" until your cash runs out), and Irene Wong (who is fucked up in the head). But an actual worthwhile girl? They have breaking points, and you left those in the rearview years ago. [/quote] My approach is basically to say: "I'm this rich, young, and interesting, but I'm THAT selfish, impatient, and insecure. You can live with that, or you can fuck off, because there are people out there who will gladly live with that". Most are willing to compromise. Then again, most are Asian. I don't know about you, but I think I'm pretty fucking great. It's a big part of the reason I whore: I feel, as a great person, I'm not getting the cunt I deserve. I mean, I don't want to be an asshole about it or anything, but I feel I'm "settling" for almost every girl I'm with, so the least she can do is put up with a few personality flaws. [/quote]