Caltrops - Tales of the Sword Coast





	[quote name="Fussbett"][quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Horrible Gelatinous Blob"] Even Jhoh and Jsoh own their own home. [/quote] Come on! I can't even imagine feeling beneath a couple of dorks with a deposit on some shithole.[/quote] Yeah, you wouldn't trade places with anyone, except you hate yourself and look up to nearly every single person you meet, whore and ex-pat alike. Alternate universe Quétinbec post where there is no Caltrops and our protagonist travels to America at one point where he meets the Cable Brothers: [quote]Experienced Luke How To Go Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: in the pages of National Geographic Posts: 10,760 Had a fuck and a wank and then a wank fuck today from one of Detroit's better incall escorts. I've been setting up this whore for two weeks now, circling her ad in the alternative weekly paper and then circling other ads around it to not cause suspicion... and then even buying a toaster from a guy advertising in the buy and sell section to really throw everyone off. Eventually I made my move. The whore was Filli and decent-looking and only 5 years older than me, so I was impressed, needless to say. I bet no one else here has fucked a woman 5 years his senior. Take it from me, it's the perfect age to fuck. Then she told me she once had rickets and fucks 5 niggers a day to make car payments! I fell in love instantly and consummated our bond by wanking to porn pictures of asian women until my dick bled. My dick bleeds on its own occasionally, so I'm not sure if it was from the wanking or not. I've befriended two amusing twin brothers in one of Detroit's up-and-coming residential sections. Hahaha, enjoy your $300,000 homes, America! These fellows have all the same benefits of being an American homeowner for just $20,000! Like me, they dropped out of high school -- we're taking over, fuckers! People like us are smart enough to see through the bullshit and not get played by the system. They told me heartbreaking stories of losing a pencil in school and their father getting brain damage until I cried and they told me to get out of their house. One of the brothers works from home in the medical field while the other gets money from the government for playing video games all day. What's it feel like to get fucked over like low-stakes stiffs by high school dropouts, America? Great men.[/quote][/quote]