Forum Overview :: Rants :: I fucking hate candles, but here's a story.

[quote name="up with pod people"]I have a terrible cold, and along with decongestants, I am medicating myself with gorgeous nail varnish (as one does). today I stopped by the manicuring place to pick up some more colours and I explained to the overhelpful clerk, "just patching some holes in my collection." after five minutes of searching and going through the interac-swipe-press-buttons habitual process, I helpfully explained, "just patching some holes in my collection." the clerk looked at me <i>just so</i> and I realized I'd just said exactly the same thing twice. I waited a moment and said, gesturing to the side of my head, "sorry. stroke."[/quote]