Forum Overview :: Tales of the Sword Coast :: Re: He took the story of Cain and Abel to heart.

[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Mischief Maker"]QB has a long history of making mountains out of molehills. This isn't the first time he threw a hunger tantrum (but I don't WANNA go to the doctor!!!) [/quote] I went to the doctor on Monday. Dr. Hussain. He played around with my dick, jacked a couple of fingers up my ass, tried to sell me some testosterone suppliments, and told me he thought I no longer had any STDs. He told me to pull my knees closer to my chest when he put his fingers up my ass. When he pulled them out, I thought I must have shat myself, because for the rest of my consultation, I felt all this shit running down the crack of my ass. It was quite embarrassing because there was a lot of it. When I got to the bathroom later, I discovered it was just lube. He hadn't wiped off the lube and my ass was covered in it! What did I learn? HIV, Hep, and Syphillis tests aren't covered by my insurance. I had a small rash thing on the top of my dick that I got from masturbating during a fever and that had started to bleed at one point, but he didn't think that was unusual. [/quote]