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[quote name="Mischief Maker"][quote name="Quétinbec"]I spent this morning in hospital on an IV. They did blood tests, a throat swab, and X-Rays. The nurses are so awful. They don't say hello. They're Filipino or Indian or from some fucked up place and they speak terrible broken English so that you're sure they can't properly understand each other. 5 of them came in and out to try to get the IV thing out of the top of my hand because it was on too tight. It took like 20 minutes. They never tell you what is happening. It's frightening. They discharged me and said they'd get back to me with the results. I've only eaten an egg and half a cheeseburger in 5 days.[/quote] Oh, man up. HIV takes years to turn into full-blown AIDS, you hypochondriac ninny. [quote]One of my brothers was taken into psychiatric care in Perth. He's lost 10kg. It used to be that when someone fucked up like that, my parents would fly over to sort it out, but they can't do that any more. I'm the only one with the money and freedom to be able to reach him but I'm not going to. I'll probably send him an email when I feel better.[/quote] Maybe you're so used to having opportunities handed to you on a silver platter that you've become numb to them. Besides the fact that you're a shitty fucking brother, DO YOU NOT SEE WHEN GOD HAS DROPPED A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY IN YOUR LAP??? Do I have to <A HREF="http://www.claremontsexualhealth.com.au/" TARGET="new">spell it out</A> for your dumb ass? [quote]When things started going bad at my Dad's finance company, I'd go into his room to get some toilet paper or something, and I'd catch him on his bed playing with Tarot cards, and he'd get really angry at me like I'd barged in on him masturbating or something and he'd yell something like, "What the FUCK do you want!?!" I imagine he's using those cards a lot now. He was a laywer and an accountant. [/quote] Hey, that's life. When you engage in risky behavior, sooner or later you'll face the consequences. Riding a crotch rocket without a helmet and feeling the wind whip through your hair is cool until your brains end up a bloody streak half a mile long. Your dad relied on Tarot to make his financial decisions, you relied on the rhythm method for safe sex. [quote]It may seem strange to you that at the moment I'm the closest he has to a child "working out", although I'm sure it would piss my sister off to hear that. My Dad seems in a bad way at the moment. If I'm HIV positive, then you know. And you can say get it tested anonymously in Europe and keep a positive result to myself, but my Mum is too good at reading me and I'm too badat keeping secrets.[/quote] I hate to break it to you, Mr. Bond, but you can't keep secrets from ANYONE. All your furtive ninja whore stealth has resulted in all your roommates knowing you're a regular john, your building super (hey, is this your whore hanging around the parking lot?), your coworkers, the hospital staff, and the Syrian military. But strike up the band and twirl a baton, QB is marching out his latest excuse! His mommy might find out. I BLOODY WELL HOPE SO! And I would hope she would learn it from <I>you.</I> Think how much more upset she would be if she found out by getting a call from the embassy, "Hello, your son has died of AIDS. Please retrieve his body before he poisons the fine imported soil of our country." Yeah, that would <I>totally</I> preserve the family honor. You cowardly piece of shit. And what about Stabby the Whore? She's fucking miserable at her job, but sticking with it for her dream of owning her own beauty salon. Certainly she will attempt to stab you for real once she finds you gave her HIV, so I'd tell her in a public place with more than one exit. But after that's all done, and she knows her dream is dead, wouldn't it be better for her to take the whoring nest egg she's built up and go on a whirlwind tour of the beautiful parts of the world, or find out just how much cocaine you can snort before you die, or anything but spending what she didn't realize were her twilight years enduring gangbangs?[/quote]