Forum Overview :: Flightmare :: WHOA POSTING ON A MOTHERFUCKING AIRPLANE

[quote name="Rafiki"]ON AN AIRPLANE: FUCKIN POSTIN IF I GO DOWN I'LL YOU ALL A PLAY-BY-PLAY But let's talk about airlines again. For the 5th consecutive year in a row, United Airlines can suck a big fat floppy dick. Their balls are so magnificent they delayed my flight 4 days before it was scheduled to depart. Then this morning they cancelled it 7 hours before it was supposed to depart. There's a big fucking ice storm through here and Chicago where I have a layover, so I would have been understanding if not for the fact my flights were the only fucking ones cancelled. Other flights were delayed or even on time. Mine: cancelled. No explanation, just a robot phone message telling me they're happy to hatefuck my vacation and hope I fly with them again. So now i'm rerouted an hour and a half from my original destination on a completely different airline because I wasn't optimistic about my rebooking for tomorrow, and then I have to take a bus, and then get picked up still half an hour from where I need to be. I think I'll get there sometime in February. Feel free to post and brag about how problem-free your holiday travel went, so I can dream about how I'm going to kill and eat you.[/quote]