Forum Overview :: Death Jr. :: Re: My dad died monday.

[quote name="laudablepuss"][quote name="Eurotrash"]He was at his house sunday, incredibly drunk. His girlfriend picked him up and took him to her house to take care of him. After watching him all night, he was so far gone (and had been for months, been in and out of hospitals) that she decided to call the police and ambulance. While she's out of the room to make the call, he found and consumed a 3 litre box of red wine. When the police showed up, he's dead. Death by Cabernet Sauvignon, or maybe a fine Merlot. Classy! Later that day, two cops came to my house and told me they had some bad news. When they told me my father had died, I had to fight to keep from smiling. Merry Christmas from Denmark. :D [/quote] How do you consume three liters in 5 minutes? Or was she on hold for a couple hours? ("You have selected 'Regicide'! If you know the name of the king or queen being killed, press one.")[/quote]