Forum Overview :: Tales of the Sword Coast :: She'll practice conjugating verbs like "have" as in "I have chlamydia"

[quote name="Fussbett"]Sanitario666: I like how QB's whole post is basically the scene in a movie right before the john beats a hooker half to death. INC: haha yeah INC: sitting on the edge of his bed, smoking while she sleeps Sanitario666: Camera cuts to the nightstand calendar -- December 25th. Sanitario666: QB shakes his head (in disgust) INC: phone rings, Chinese name on the caller ID Sanitario666: Wakes up the whore and demands she declare her love for him, "Tell me you love me. Say you love me! If you love me, then this isn't a mistake!!!" INC: "Don't you want me to take you away from all this?!" Sanitario666: *CRACK* Sanitario666: "How about now?" Sanitario666: *MORE PUNCHES/SOBS*[/quote]