Forum Overview :: E.L. Koba Fights For Us :: Re: My favorite part of the State of the Union Address

[quote name="laudablepuss"][quote name="Mischief Maker"]Was when Bush stopped to acknowledge this woman on the balcony whose son died in Fallujah. There was this Iraqi woman right next to her who'd just voted and the Mom leaned over to her, holding her son's dogtags and said, "You killed my son you fucking baby-killing towelhead bitch!" and she started throttling her. Then the Iraqi pulled out out a nasty knife, screaming "Allah! Allah! Allah!" and started stabbing the mom in the face. Then the mom crawed the Iraqi's eye out and threw it into the audience where it flew into Laura Bush's mouth and she swallowed it, Kennedyesquely. Then the two, screaming and stabbing, and tearing chunks out of each other's necks with their teeth went over the railing and splattered on the ground below with their arms wrapped around each other. It was very touching.[/quote] This reminds me of a hillarious thread someone started on some deleted website nowhere about their favorite parts of FOTR. He loved it when Gandalf strangled Merry and held his head underwater until the rest of the Fellowship restrained him. Someone else liked when Elrond denounced the Fellowship as "pink frill and buggery".[/quote]